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el conquistador

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About Me

I'm sorta like chocolates that come in boxes. Yes, i'm brown, that's fairly obvious. But, on the surface, i'm sweet, very sweet. On a non-chocolate level, i'm mild-mannered, somewhat generic, you won't remember me if I see you somewhere, just like all the chocolates in the box are the same and you need to see the illustrations of what the flavour is. But once you get to the flavour, which I have TONS of. You either love me or hate me, but you'll never forget me. I have been described as one sarcastic bastard. I don't know if i'm that bad.The cliche goes, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy" well that's not me. If i'm your friend, i'm pretty close to being a best friend, if not, I'm not your worst enemy, I just disregard you. Being your enemy would require energy that you're probably not entitled to you. So who gives a shit. The sun can't shine every day eh?

My Interests

Defying everything like gravity, societal expectations, and you.

I'd like to meet:

whoever gives a shit about something

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Music:

Beatles, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, The Mars Volta, Kyuss, NIN, Death from Above 1979, Pantera, Turbonegro, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Depeche Mode, Phil Collens, Def Leppard, Hall & Oates, Old Metallica (Pre-Black Album), Common, Mos Def, The Roots, Gino Vannilli, Human League, Devo, The Bloodhound Gang, HIM, Abortion Grenade (LIVE), Eagles of Death Metal, Desert Sessions, MSTRKRFT, Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On" ANYTHING you could shake your ass to.

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead(the black and white shit), Dawn of the Dead (70's version), Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1, Return of the Living Dead 2, Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Cheech & Chong's UP in Smoke, Cheech & Chong's Next Movie, Cheech & Chong's Things are Tough All Over,

Television:

Numasteand oh Coronation Street

Books:

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People Anything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, The Donald's hair piece, Chuck Daly, Clyde "the glide" Drexler, Al Green, Charlie Pride, Patrick Bearhat I, II, and III, Jeffrey Julius, Tony Shaloub, William H. Macy, James Nesmith, Orville Redenbacher, Moses Malone, Moses from the Old Testament, Buddha, Jerry Stiller, Bruno Samartino, Engelbert Humperdink, The guy that invented slushies, Big league chew, the mighty hercules, Jae (my hairstylist), Kevin Littlelight, All the cast of Degrassi Junior High and High (I love Caitlin), Susanna Hoffs (I love her too), John Lennon, Robert Johnson,Those are in no particular order, but my biggest hero is.....24ME
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism


100%

Islam


79%

agnosticism


75%

Judaism


71%

Hinduism


67%

Satanism


67%

atheism


67%

Christianity


58%

Paganism


58%
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My Blog

The Return of the Mighty Mighty Lost Tribe

HEy hey hey, Man i haven't posted shyt in ages, it's about damn time I figure.  I'm even gonna make this one a public one even though it's really only for the band. I'm feeling in a heavy mood la...
Posted by el conquistador on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

Lost Tribe post

Hey man, Seems as though i'm really lost for awhile, I just got a message from my friend and cousin Jeff asking me if i've mentioned that I cannot do the April 7th show.  I've already let Kyle kn...
Posted by el conquistador on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

For one and all!!!!

So I posted a band blog and I always feel bad for not making a public on so I will do that right now. From this day on, call me Zero. I was in my Modern Theatre class today, we were studying Musical T...
Posted by el conquistador on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

Littlelight, old school, and pecker checkin'

So i'm sitting here, thinking about how I haven't typed anything public here for awhile.  Let's get this shit over with... BLOOD BATH 2007 was a bust.  No one wanted to battle except for Lar...
Posted by el conquistador on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Bloodbath Postponed

Hey allz, The Gerr vs. Larz lasertag-a-rama bloodbath of two-thousand-seven.  Will be put on hold until next saturday, january 27th.  so yeah, lemme know if any of you's are involved. Telly...
Posted by el conquistador on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Gerrance VS. Larz, Beyond Lazerdome

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls..... Last weekend witnessed the birth of a steamed rivalry between 2 TITANS.  The rivalry began at a Strength Test with a mallet with both opponents scor...
Posted by el conquistador on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

Tales from the Jackass

Hey hey hey, If you know me, you know I always have some crazy or stupid anecdote of some event that happened in my life.  I've lead a pretty crazy life and started to slow down when I hit my 20'...
Posted by el conquistador on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

New Year's Bullshit...

"It ain't easy being cheesy"          ;           ;         &nbs. ..
Posted by el conquistador on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST

Mother, Jugs & Speed

Right now i'm sitting at Jeff's house thinking to myself.  I have "Everybody wants to rule the world" playing over and over in my head.  I'm feeling pretty sore from my attempts to keep a yo...
Posted by el conquistador on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

even Siksika boys get the blues...

Well if you really want to get technical, i'm half siksika, half kainai. but the Siksika always comes first.  Always.  If your from Kainai and take offense then i'm sorry...I'm sorry your fr...
Posted by el conquistador on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST