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Topher

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About Me


I make noise using instruments
da Bears
Denial is not a river in Egypt, it's a word in the dictionary
I prefer acoustic over electric
I wish I played drums
I live by sarcasm
I like defining irony
My teacher taught me: 2 + 2 = 4
Radiohead taught me: 2 + 2 = 5
I laugh at random things
"Never trust a boy to do a man's job", 'cause let's face it, current labor laws would not allow it
I want to move to New York....nevermind...maybe
I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!
I was born on the same day as Bob Saget.
I believe that the best short stories are the ones that end on the 385th page.
I have yet to find a bipolar polar bear.
How the West was won: sweepstakes baby...sweepstakes
What I learned from E.T. ....aliens love beer and Reese's M&M's
The Spelling Bee should be a contact sport and should include real bees
My first word was "Dodgers." no joke.
I quote a lot, you can quote me on that
No matter what, do not say "hi" to your friend Jack while on a commercial airplane....
I watch Conan O'Brien way too much
laughter is not the best medicine, my friend overdosed on it last week
Conor Oberst is not Bob Dylan (never will be)
Wanna play pogs?
does anyone still use friendster? I do. yes!
Alhambra is a citadel and palace on a hill overlooking Granada, Spain(useless trivia). Unfortunately, I live in the Alhambra that overlooks the san gabriel valley.
John Cage=Musical Genious (Proved silence is music)
Girls who play guitar drums = ♥
I record demos for free, but for a price.....(?)
Grunge did not die when Kurt Cobain committed suicide. Grunge died when Kurt Cobain was murdered
Everybody Loves Raymond....but I Love Lucy (terrible joke)
"the Raiders support us by losing" -Anthony (in his sleep)
aim- castalia12

My Interests

percussion 'n bass y'all

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Music makers

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Music:



Movies:

Krush Groove
Uncle Buck
John Candy movies

Television:

Conan O'Brien
Undeclared
Freaks & Geeks

Books:

Vonnegut
Bradbury shorts

Heroes:

My family
Tina Fey
Tim Kinsella

My Blog

a subsidy of the conglomerate international

"corduroy lies entangled in obtrusive sentemental mishaps. better left unfinished than incomplete. truth in lies; white collar crimes. That's quite the frown on your face-sad yet content. 1-2-3-4/ a s...
Posted by Topher on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

L.A.

sometimes Los Angeles can be best summed up by watching the Burning Brides play a show at some random warehouse downtown while random Evel Knievel video clips are projected on the wall behind them.......
Posted by Topher on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

a collaboration dream team

Bob Dylan-ger Escape Plan Thin Lizzy McGuire B.B. King of the Hill...
Posted by Topher on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

Conjunctions!

i would feel sorry if a couple named their kid after a conjunction such as "and". I mean really think about it. "Only Mary and Joe are invited to my birthday party" The kid named And would think that ...
Posted by Topher on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

No Corporate News Is Good News

Beirut. The Patriot Act. Palestine. Africa. Wal-Mart. Clear Channel. Peak oil. Global devastation. The backward talk of those in power that dominates and suffocates our cultural discourse. Overpopulat...
Posted by Topher on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

Long time no see

So I haven't really written in this thing in a long time....... ........I'm not going to start now.
Posted by Topher on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:43:00 PST