About Me
My name is Sandy. My parents gave me that name not because they thought I was a girl when I was born; it was because they once lived in Michigan and there were males named Sandy left and right. So when they moved to California, and I was born, they gave me the name. Yeah. That's the story. Heck, I don't even know why I'm explaining-- there ARE other male Sandy's in the world. Now, THAT, is the real story.
I am not like you. I don't like Star Wars, Harry Potter, Matrix, Lord Of The Rings, import cars/"rice rockets", Counter Strike, video games in general, The Simpsons, The Mars Volta, In-N-Out (but it can be good once every two months or so), Jamba Juice, Starbucks, Japanese cartoons, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and every other trendy things that you like-- including myspace. I don't like these things, but it doesn't mean I hate them. Oh and, I'm not 'too cool' for anyone.
...Okay fine, I lied about myspace.
I am not a fan. I am a supporter.
I am a nice person, but I'd probably make fun of you when you're not around. I'm sure you do the same to me too, so we're even. But really, I'm a nice person.
I'm not "straight edge". Why? Because I second-hand smoke and I eat meat. I know I didn't say anything about not being vegetarian/vegan, but I thought you'd like to know anyway.
I was told I have soft hands by whoever shakes my hand. I don't know why or how, but I guess that's a fact. Feel it to believe it.
I think the best places to be at at midnights are 24-hour Walmarts.
I was told I'm the whitest asian you know. And that's by more than one person. White, not meaning the color of my skin (although I am pretty white). I can't even hold a pair of chopsticks the proper way. All my non asian friends can hold it better than me. Nothing to be proud of.
If you see me, you'll see an Arrowhead water bottle. I can't go anywhere without one. If you don't see me with one, then it's probably in my car or I finished it. True story.
I don't dance. Trust me.
99.9% of everything on my page are honest truth. Why lie about stuff that isn't true? I'm sure NONE of you guys are really 99 years old with good skin features and have a myspace account. And I really doubt you're really 14 years old with boobs. If you are, prove me wrong cause I'd like to meet you.
Dane Cook's first itchiest asshole was on the day I was born. I'm honored to share that with everyone. (Check out "Retaliation" double-disc CD/DVD for proof. No, I am not in the Dane Cook street team. He steals material from Louis CK. That's right, little girls, I said it. I enjoy Dane though.)
I'm a mama's boy. Sometimes I hang out with my mom more than my friends all the time.
Yes, I'm a wrestling fan I'm a wrestling supporter I like wrestling. Don't tell me it's fake because I already know.
I have a phobia on dirty floors. I get goosebumps standing on dirty floors. Anything from supermarkets to restaurants to tiled floors with stains.
I also have a phobia on abnormal (rotten, whatever) fruits/vegetables. Especially if they're smashed up on the floor. See above.
I wish I lived in the city of Rough And Ready, CA, just because it can be a great conversation starter. Plus, it's the ultimate bragging rights. That's right. Rough And Ready, California. Look it up.
I say "I don't know" a lot because I really don't know. So don't ask me.
When I say "For Sure", what I really meant is "Fo Sho". But I'm not 'hip' enough to pull it off, so just keep that in mind when you hear "For Sure". Sho nuff?
I don't mean to get off in a rant here, but that's just my opinion; I could be wrong.
[AIM - a lie to believe]
Here is the Nestle Nesquik Commercial I was featured in.
