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Robin Sixgeese

Every time you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex.

About Me


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I collect pictures of dudebros at frat parties.

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My Interests

ancient cultures
steamy centuries-old poetry
sweet potatoes
pies
single-use kitchen implements
scooters
camping
backpacking
quasi-roughing it outdoors-like
all things Bette Davis
Portland, OR!
Elsa Schiaparelli

I'd like to meet:

You and yours.
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Music:

Lots! 80s synth pop. Ladies and gentlemen of 60s soul. Wham! Christmas songs. Folky dude music and angry girl music. Yeah, you know, all that.

Movies:

Heathers
Quills
Now, Voyager
Valley Girl
All About Eve
The Goonies
Edge of Seventeen
Flash Gordon (with the sweet all-Queen soundtrack and that hot girl that plays Princess Aura...way better than Dale Arden.)

Television:

Hoping that someday soon, the camera will pan over Pat Sajack at exactly the moment he's slipping the flask back into his coat pocket. Oh, how far have the mighty to fall.
Also, Matlock and Talk Sex with Sue. As you can see, I have an old-people fetish.

Books:

Temples of Delight
1066: Year of the Conquest
Coraline
Samurai Cat
Wuthering Heights
The Herbalist
The Frozen Planet
How to Look Like a Winner!
Good Omens, or the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship, and Musical Theater
Love Poems of Ovid, Horace Gregory Translation
Zelda
All Erica Jong: Fear of Flying and Fanny especially.
The Ethical Slut
Off the Map
Days of War, Nights of Love(totally not a Harlequin novel)
My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl
many, many, many more, but I will stop listing here. Suffice it to say that my car sports a "Reading is Sexy" bumper sticker.

AHEM WOW I had way too much fun doing this: http://www.librarything.com/catalog/jesslongshanks

Heroes:

Kim in Mongolia! Rockin' the herdsmen! I swear, I'm going to write a song about it.

My Blog

"So THATS what those rednecks were grinning about!"

Hey ya, we're in Colorado now, leaving for Salt Lake City tomorrow.  Having a pretty incredible time, we're a bit tired from the time changes, that's all. Danielle is reading me a poem about mast...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:56:00 PST

UB40 songs.

I sold my bed to a guy named Carlos. It's strange how willing complete strangers are to buy a used bed off Craigslist. It seems a very intimate item to purchase used, no? Julio and I have passed this ...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:09:00 PST

Srsly, all from Japan lately.

Japanese patient's 'tumour' turns out to be 25-year-old towel Wed Jun 4, 3:47 AM ET TOKYO (AFP) - Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a "tumour" had good news and bad new...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:46:00 PST

!!! Amazing!

Japanese woman caught living in man's closet By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press Writer Fri May 30, 3:21 PM ET TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Sat, 31 May 2008 09:35:00 PST

Harold and Kumar..

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay is coming out tomorrow..the ad had a picture of Neal Patrick Harris on a unicorn, for Chrissakes'!! Who wants to see it with me?
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST

Another good reason..

I’ve lost 15 pounds since the Douche Nozzle. Also, is there such a thing as Female Erectile Dysfunction? Coz if so, that’s me in a cliched nutshell. Everything else great, blah blah, no on...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

Never welsh on a deal...

I've agreed to go to dinner with a middle-aged and golden-throated black man because he learned this song in one night for me...friends only...but I would never welsh on a deal. :) What would I give f...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:01:00 PST

Arrival Imminent

I'm here! Everything is so green. What to do first??? Oh yeah, get off the internet and go outside! (where it is friggin cold and I can wear my pimp coat at last!)Love, hugs, and platonic makeout sess...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:49:00 PST

New Year’s

New Year's...you know, it sounds like any New Year's Eve spent on a closing shift at Fridays would be pretty awful..but actually, not too terrible. 13 top, 7 top, Medrick's free money, quick shots of ...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:11:00 PST

Were Stress is My Elixir, and this is our new song, "Green Hot Dogs."

Feeling lazy, just making lists. Last night: The secrets of Castle Greyskull finally unveiled, (He-Man's a twink in a purple loincloth, duh.) heated seats, fantastic sweater-vested dancer at Hard Rock...
Posted by Robin Sixgeese on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST