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About Me

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Corey Volence and I do not want you to like me.
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Fear and Loathing at Fringe.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.....

My Blog

Synecdoche

Feels like I'm dying of fever and I've been wallowing around in my bed for three days, trying to shake this flu.Watched Synecdoche, New York today, a movie I had been meaning to watch but only got aro...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 19:18:00 GMT

Vaudeville Apocalypse

Wow...the more things change the more they stay the same.Things have gone sour up here. Might come back to Orlando.Started writing again. Yet another thing I might not finish, but I like where it's he...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:23:00 GMT

Even More Useless Drivel

Some people say I'm a better writer then some because I don't get frustrated and delete it after two paragraphs. I say I'm a worse writer because I don't know when what I'm writing is shit and deserve...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:13:00 GMT

Its Not a Break-Up (Its an Excecution)

The wheels of Fate turn once more, grinding my bones and my heart in their wake. I've come to the stark conclusion that I'm the reincarnation of some horrible dictator. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, take your ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:34:00 GMT

More Useless Drivel

Here's the first part of another pointless piece of writing to add to the pyre. Enjoy!--------------The tale you are about to read is entirely true. That's a lie. Allow me to start again. The tale ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:27:00 GMT

Bargain

I'd gladly lose me to find youI'd gladly give up all I hadTo find you I'd suffer anything and be gladI'd pay any price just to get youI'd work all my life and I willTo win you I'd stand naked, stone...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:45:00 GMT

That self pity shit is just too hard too resist...

She was right about their lyrics.He likes to act like he's all grown upHe wanted to grow up to be an actorBut he never told anybodyHe likes to spill all of his gutsOn the top of a well stocked barAn...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:23:00 GMT

Fringe Show Madness

So I wasn't originally going to post this but I figured for the people that had expressed interest in reading this, it would just make it easier. I just don't want to turn into "that guy", the one tha...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:47:00 GMT

Kurrian vrs. Jesus: Beyond Thunderdome

Heres a little more of the new installment of the Kurrian saga. Figured it was about time to add in some anti catholic action into my writings. I really need to give the bottle of Patron next to my be...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Some New Kurrian Writings...

I've been so damn busy this past week or so that I've barely had any time to write. Well thats not entirely true. I've been doing some assorted writing, some of it really good, but nothing that I can ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:31:00 GMT