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Jesus Loves You

by the way, ...i faked every orgasm

About Me


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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time...
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Michael Dell, Bill Gates, Lewis Black
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jondis
Birthday: april 21 in the year of our Lord 1981
Birthplace: Fon Du Lac WI
Current Location: Grizzle NE WIS
Eye Color: greeeeen w/ a pinch of brown
Hair Color: naturally brown, natuarlly
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish German Scottish Dutch and supossedly Menominee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel Toe BOOTS
Your Weakness: free liquor and pretty girls
Your Fears: never seeing my daughter again
Your Perfect Pizza: Luigi's in Manitowoc peparoni/sausage X cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: %%-
Thoughts First Waking Up: o God am i late for work
Your Best Physical Feature: told eyes- my ass is slippin
Your Bedtime: depends on what i work the next day- who am i kidding- who sleeps
Your Most Missed Memory: my daughters birth
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi- no contest
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wake up with the King baby
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple-made from the best stuff on earth
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: absolutly
Do you Swear: Fuck no- ok just a little
Do you Sing: you know i do but you dont want to hear it
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes still am but true love is lettin go
Do you want to go to College: again- i dont think so
Do you want to get Married: ?
Do you belive in yourself: absolutly
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im on a boat
Do you think you are Attractive: 6.5- 7 out of 10 could be better workin on it give me time
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as they stay in arkansaw
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!!!
Do you play an Instrument: used to - gutair
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes but not much
In the past month have you Smoked: yes pac a day
In the past month have you been on Drugs: acetometaphin nicotine and caffeine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not lately- I do the dumpin and thats the last 3 years- stop pissin me off!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold but i wanna try polar bear club
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no What you want a piece come on lets go outside
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: with my honor and people remembering me for who i truly am
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: skinny but thick
Best Clothing Style: dress like a woman-you know what i mean- stop with the sweatpants on a date thing
Number of Drugs I have taken: too long ago to remember
Number of CDs I own: 76
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none- just things to learn from

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Music:

RnB

Movies:

Devils Advocate, Blues Brothers, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Clerks, Office Space, A. I.,

Television:

dont watch anymore-occasionally will turn on MTV or BET, adult swim, stand-up

Heroes:

Steven Colbert

My Blog

the 5 love languages

The in love experienceA person who is in love has the illusion that his beloved is perfect. Our dreams before marriage are of marital bliss. We are led to believe that if we are in love it will last ...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:06:00 PST

life

life sucks on a friday night @ 10:50 P.M. and you dont have anyone to hang with.  Everyone I know is either w/ their man, going to sleep, or sick, or I just lost contact.  P.S. if you havent...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

and how r you today???

down in appleton AGAIN!!! At least im getting paid to go there-- but i have to try to avoid a phyco that works down there SCARRY!!!  bought some new CD's and rebought some i used to have--  ...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

its been a while

i remember your taste ive forgotten your face--its been a while since ive been on here but here goes anyway bought a new firebbird- pics are coming!  (as soon as i get it out of the damn shop) I'...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST

today

just another uneventful day-off w/ the same-ol same-ol.  Got some stuff done and watched a movie w/ a friend.  Bout to fall asleep so goodnight
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 12:06:00 PST

ROADTRIP!

finally! leaving town for the weekend SAT SUN and MON Ohio here I come!!!  it wasnt my idea so its free - my friend is paying and using his car, all i have to do is drive-something i love ot do a...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a day

What a great day!!! I didnt wake up till 3:00 pm.  After that, alyssa called and asked what i was doing, so we ended up going out and spent the rest of the day hanging out in green bay.  I h...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

letter to jenna

its not about the car or money-its about respect, maturity, and common courtesy.  Give yourself time and have fun- you werent having fun anymore-thats what this summer was all about-so enjoy your...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life

Strength of character and inner self is one of the most beautiful qualities a person can have. The strength to be yourself is important. The strength to be yourself through adversity is essential. And...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back from 3 day vacation!!!

just got done w/ work.  It was hard after 3 days off!  YEA!!!  im so sore after tuesday when i pulled a muscle in my leg and took a fastball to my calf-oh well, part of the game.  ...
Posted by how bout just a pity f*** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST