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Jason

"If I put my clothes on that means it's over..." Forgetting Sarah Marshall

About Me

"If you and the suspect are on the ground.. You have already lost." -Deputy Flannery BC Sheriffs Dept.Some random facts about me:
I have a huge unnatural fear of spiders. I hate getting close to them.
I am intelligent.
I am a nice guy.. and honestly I am tired of it
I hate when people have horrible grammar.
I am in school to be a Law Enforcement Officer.
My name is spelled out in the months.
(J)uly
(A)ugust
(S)eptember
(O)ctober
(N)ovember.
My birthday is in numerical order 06/07/89.. or 6789.
I usually say what is on my mind to people, if it annoys or bothers me enough.
I love to talk to people
Get a lawyer if you need legal advice.
I dislike people that don't follow rules. Although some can be broken
I am starting to be a pretty cynical person
Such as there aren't honest people anymore
If you really want to get to know me.. just message me sometime. Although it would be cool if you would make sure that I can message you back.
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http://www.myheritage.com/collageI am worth $2,706,828 on HumanForSale.com
You are 80% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?
You Belong in Dublin
Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town.

My Interests

I love playing the good ol' XBox 360. There isn't anything better to relax. I mean what is better than beasting on COD4? Lol. But besides that.. I am a good guy to get to know. Even if when I do get out of college I am going to be a pig, a 5-0, a donut eater, or my personal favorite would have to be the fuzz.
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Your Pimp Name Is...
His Majesty Trickz What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet someone with the same interests. They have to be able to take a joke.. I can get pretty sarcastic sometimes. I sometimes have a cynical view of the world. I want to meet people that have had different experiences from myself. Someone who just wants to get to know me because I am a good guy. Besides that I would love to meet Lewis Black or even George Carlin if he was still alive. I would also like to meet Chris Angel.. I believe that only interesting conversations would ensue.. also.. Mila Kunis. She is a hottie.
Your Driving Is is: 81% Male, 19% Female
According to studies, you drive like a typical male.
You're reckless, aggressive, and see driving as a game.
And while you like to live on the edge a little, you still know how to drive safely. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

Movies:

I love a good action movie. Anything where a ton of shit is blowing up is good for me! I don't really mind romantic movies or even some chick flicks. I enjoy everything that I watch I guess. Some of my favorite movies include.
Die Hard Movies
10 things I hate about you
Saving Private Ryan
FORREST GUMP
Accepted
Superbad
P.S. I love you.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
You Are 76% Grown Up, 24% Kid
Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.
Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Communicate Like a Man
When you communicate, you like to get to the point.
You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that.
Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.
You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?

Television:


Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

Books:

I love to read. It allows you an escape from reality. I would have to say that my favorite book of all time would have to be The Giver.. I could reread that book everyday.

Heroes:


Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hammer
Your Favorite Target: People from Florida
Your Kill Count: 365,133,178
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 1
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $165,595,732,733,435
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 22%

Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?

My Blog

Is this how it is going to be?

So I may have done some things that I am not proud of. Things don't seem to go right.  I never should have done the things that I did. I am not saying that I want to be friends with the girl. I a...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:59:00 PST

Is this Love by Whitesnake

I should have known betterThan to let you go alone,Its times like theseI cant make it on my ownWasted days, and sleepless nightsAnd I cant wait to see you againI find I spend my timeWaiting on your ca...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:04:00 PST

Faithfully by Journey

Highway runInto the midnight sunWheels go round and roundYou're on my mindRestless heartsSleep alone tonightSendin all my loveAlong the wireThey say that the roadAint no place to start a familyRight ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:12:00 PST

Me, The Lousy Cop

Me, the Lousy Cop Well Mr. Citizen, I guess you have figured me out. I seem to fit neatly into the category you place me in. I'm stereotyped, characterized, standardized, classified, grouped, and alwa...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:39:00 PST

Falling outs and other bull

So within the past months I have come to realize that I am beginning to dislike some people.  I mean friends I have been friends with for a long time I no longer want to hang out with.  If t...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

The things I am gonna see

I learned something very important today.  You can never be to thorough.  After the video I watched today that was raw, unedited, and real.. All I know is that I really have to be prepared f...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

School, desires, wants and needs

So last week monday I started school and I really enjoy it. All of my classes I enjoy doing.  Every monday and wednesday I run a mile for my police nutrition class.  Then I go to professiona...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Seems Like Suicide

So I managed to cut myself at work. I cut a gash in my wrist about a centimeter long.  I needed to stiches.  It was bleeding so bad.  But the best part is the nurse told me if it had be...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST

Relevance?

So I believe that I have discovered something important about myself.   I am scared of being in a long term relationship.  I know there is a term for it but right now I can't remember i...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

Nouns

So I decided that it was time to get rid of the whole earring thing.  I got it back in 5th grade when nobody did it.  Now I see everyone doing it.  I think that the worst part is when I...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST