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About Me

my name is meatwad... i mean karl my friends call me crazy karl or valentino. i work in insurance so that means i h8 old people pregnant people and fat people... in fact i h8 everyone who calls me. btw anyone who has never worked with customers it is like -playing russian roulette with a glock. but it isnt too bad i get paid ten bucks an hour to sit on my ass and tell people shit. I am worth $1,356,002 on HumanForSale.com
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You? What anime kiss are you?
Well...let's say you're kinda...uh...AHEAD kissing! You're looking for adventures, the WILD ones!!! You like your kiss to be more than complete...OMG!!! Hope you can find someone who can handle your fire. o.O
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target: Men
Your Kill Count: 466,978,945
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 10
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $225,797,664,252,273
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 90%
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Your Last Words:
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"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored."

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Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.

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My Blog

girl at the bar

girl at the barit was just another nightsitting at the barsinging, dancing, being the life of the party,happiness is so easy to fakehow easy to fool drunksto keep them from noticingmy pain, loneliness...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:55:00 GMT

hidden love

Hidden LoveYou'll never understand the paini feel as i imaginehis arms around youyou just see my smileas my chest feelslike its being crushedby the thought ofhis lips meeting yoursi hear myself tell y...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:47:00 GMT

sleep deprived musings

what is life?? is it just a continuity of pain sporadically broken by moments of happiness that quickly fade into the obscurity of memory or is it just a balancing act where you walk that fine line...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:58:00 GMT

Hope

HopeHope glitters cruellyenticing naive handstoward life's painful jawsits fangs wickedly curveddripping despair's agonizing venomI stand nearby watchingas cruel hope crushes their spiritsas I remembe...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:23:00 GMT

my message to you

my muse struck again heres a short oneFinal MessageMy heart may cease to beatbut please do not weep,I wish to tell youthat I shall never leave.I say to those thatI call my friends,I want you to laugh ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:20:00 GMT

your smile

this one is a little happier than the last fewyour smile brightens my dayyour touch excites meyour beauty inspires meyour kindness moves meyour words cut meyour actions wound meyour indifference break...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:00:00 GMT

despair bred

this is a companion poem to the last postmy shell is foundin sheets stained the deepest redthe pain and confusion is plainas my spirit watches overmy friends and familythey talk of howI seemed so happ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:50:00 GMT

waking thought

I lay there in the darknesswith the weight of lonelinesscrushing all hope and breeding despairmy chest aches from pain unsharedhidden behind the mask i wearI've dealt with so much pain alreadyfriends ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:31:00 GMT

whats done is done

heres a poem of mineWhats done is donei sit at the table preparing myself to playa game made popular by "The Deer Hunter"six chambers, five pulls, one bulleti load the bullet and spin the cylinderand...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 01:31:00 GMT

for the friends we lose

see this is what happens when i dont sleep.....also soft sentimental feeling are two people in particular's fault. *cough*desiree*cough*jamie*cough* you know who you are j/k... but seriously kick your...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:01:00 GMT