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wicked mh

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About Me

don't fucking add me, asshole.
Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...
Which Family Guy Character Are you?
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Your Superhero Profile
I constantly say inappropriate things...I hate people who can't spell caesar...I like, no love tequila...i am unapologetically nerdy...I overindulge in anything I enjoy...I'm smooth like broken glass, sand paper and kitty tongues.....This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

smoking far too many cigarettes, whiskey, tequila, dancing, red lipstick, charming tattooed boys, the amazing red sox, doting on people like caleigh,mo jesse and rachel, becoming accustomed to disappointment, crosswords

I'd like to meet:

not fuckin you, bitch; however, angry eastcoasters, the olsen twins, allen ginsberg, frank o'hara, a california dunkin' donuts, homer, a brilliant mentor, etta james, peter jackson, bad tippers so I can slap them like bitches, people I haven't seen in years, dave eggers, david sedaris, russell banks, nikki giovanni, prince, terry gross are welcome. random douchebags, yeah like you douchey mcdouchedouche, send me no message.

Music:

the clash, ella fitzgerlad, etta james, antibalas, dimitri from paris, j5, the roots, outkast, otis redding, al green, fela kuti, david bowie, beatles, stones, toots and the maytals, curtis mayfield, otis redding, marvin gaye, air, choking victim, black star, yellowman, miles davis, chet baker, toots and the maytals, blondie, bouncing souls, the cure, john coltrane, sarah vaughn, nina simone, the pixies, joao and astrud gilberto, stevie wonder, tom waits, the adicts, aretha franklin, donna summer, new order, elvis costello, isaac hayes, the specials, barrington levy, bill withers, bjork, bebel gilberto, duke ellington, dusty springfield, gang starr, handsome boy modeling school, iggy pop, black sabbath, sublime, prince, michael jackson, slightly stoopid, jonathan richman, de la soul, ohio players, nirvana, bob marley, louis armstrong, krs-one, sade, jimi hendrix, johnny cash, mazzy star, cibo matto, dee-lite, muddy waters, tribe called quest, lady saw, guru, van morrisson, joan jett, st. germain, portishead, the cars, supercat, beenie man, buju banton, yellow man, lady saw, willie nelson, loretta lynn, emmylou harris and dolly fuckin parton

Movies:

princess bride, labyrinth, angelheart, lotr, monsoon wedding, mean streets, full metal jacket, gone with the wind, can't hardly wait, lost in translation, hope and glory, freeway, ghost world, donnie darko, cry baby, say anything, silence of the lambs, citizen kane, harold and kumar go to white castle, the departed

Television:

six feet under, the simpsons, conan, frontline, law and order svu, arrested development

Books:

the odyssey, ulysses, rule of the bone, high fidelity, naked, breakfast of champions, stupid white men, anything by tamora pierce, the iliad, catullus, medea, howl, into the wild, beowulf, the handmaid's tale, the neverending story, women, of mice and men, to build a fire, euripides, canterbury tales, about a boy, fast sam cool clyde and stuff, how we are hungry, the iliad

Heroes:


sappho

claire fisher

odysseus

My Blog

I fucking hate you

Dear J, One who is equally passive aggressive and a bully would seem to be an oxymoron. You manage to be both and yet are thoroughly just a moron. You take social ineptitude to a new low. A sub-ca...
Posted by wicked mh on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST

An open letter to: Spammers/Bands/Artists/Floridians

Dear Spammers/Bands/Artists/Floridians,When I say "Don't fucking add me," I'm not being cute. This isn't some coy flirtation. I'm not playing hard to get. I'm not. Ask anyone. When I say that I mean d...
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:34:00 PST

a good list

THINGS THAT ARE PERFECTLY REASONABLE, TO MY UNCLE1. Moving to be near the energy vortex, of which there are many on the planet, in rural Arizona.2. Patronizing Thai prostitutes, because, my dear, it i...
Posted by wicked mh on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:45:00 PST

on going survey

so, (giggle) who do you like?when you like go shopping do you go to amercican eagle, or can you parents afford abercrombie?whats hotter on a guy: dramatic highlights or tribal tattoos?whats hotter on ...
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST

Possible Excuses for Poor Tips Following Good Service

I just submitted this to the Lists on Mcsweeneys.net. Cross your fingers! 1. Whoops! Guess we should have brought more money! 2. My date/boyfriend/husband was staring at your breasts and thats...
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I fucking love my sister

1. Because she got me hot pink shorts that say SOUTHIE GIRL across the ass. 2. Because she has called me almost everyday in the hellish past month. 3. Because she loves the sox. 4. Because she love...
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haven't ruined anyone's life all day...

But it's only 11.
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bloomsday Centennial

Happy Bloomsday...yes...
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK TRUCKER HATS

Yes, fuck you and your goddamn trucker hat. Oh you're so fucking cute and ironic, just like Madonna, Britney and Justin. Fucking hip, jackass. I defecate on your Von Bitch bullshit.
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bukowski on writing a poem.

Saw a documentary the other day and he said that writing a poem is like "taking a beer shit". inarticulate loser drunk or literary genius? I still can't decide.
Posted by wicked mh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST