Tony - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I own an island and drive a purple convertible corvette. People, in general, think I'm TOTALLY extreme and like my muscles. I surf on my pet dolphin, Elliot. If you hang out with me, I'll give you money. But I'm real, and that's what counts. Real SWEET that is!!! Go ahead, try and contact me through myspace. See if I even bother to reply! This shit is superficial, unlike me and my $400 jeans. Let's party people!!!!

My Interests

Cool stuff and whatnot, other fun stuff, like flying kites and raising birds. I also like to sleep. And the effect of dark matter on quantum physics.

I'd like to meet:

My doppleganger

Music:

Crystal Gayle, Debbi Boone, Anne Murray, Anthrax, my own band "Tony's Banjo Spectacular", also anything with Slim Whitman or Jim Neighbors.

Movies:

ummmm, i have an attention span of about 35 minutes. So short ones?