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EVANRUDE

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About Me


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well as you can see, i'm a distinguished gentleman that has a fine sense of direction. i am extremely coordinated and i display my classy ways daily. people frequently ask me if i'm a doctor, because its obvious that the situation apparatus malfunction bypass override is in full effect, and if we don't do something about it within the next 30 -40 years there will be a domino effect. my name is evan and i will be here all night. i'm a simple man really... i like funny things, i like pretty things. in reality, i am an investor, actually, and a future franchise owner. i have 1.5 million shares in c.t.b.g., and more shares in a few other stocks, and i like to eat cookies out of the box. short term investments are good too. i like to play in the currency market. i cant forget my roots. i grew up living near the ocean and surfing my entire life and i could never leave it. i party,and have more fun and wild times than should be legal. i'll do anything for a laugh. need i say more??

My Interests

Kelly Slater 8x World ChampAndy Irons 2x World ChampChris WardTaj Burrowi LOVE beautiful women, my dog brewski, surfing, snowboarding, fishing, good music, fun times, raging parties, bar hopping, bouncers are pussy's, warm beaches, hot sex, cold beer, laughing my ass off, there really needs to be a camera man around when my friends and i get together and party... horrifically funny shit goes down, we got good crew, so ladies... ya hear that...? dont be skerred, come party with the real rockstars from CARLSBAD. you think you know but you have NOOOOO idea!! working hard for the things you want, i dont believe in being a spoiled little FUCK and having everything in your life handed over to you- dont be a bitch-made asshole. i could go on for days, but i wont, come talk to me if ya want.

I'd like to meet:

real people who are down to earth like myself. no finklers, no hooligans, no scallywags, or hippies. no weirdos, no wiggers, no scum bags or douche bags. you know who you are. people that claim they wanna meet new people and dont respond to messages are lame. are you trying to be popular on myspace??? weird. so dont add me if youre one of them.

Music:

Shiiiiiitt... this one could go for DAAYYZZ!! Reggae, chill hip hop, I can tolerate gangsta rap sometimes, classic rock, some metal, and some country. Big ups to my man Bob Marley, R.I.P., of course Israel Vibration, A Tribe Called Quest, Andre Nickatina, Atmosphere, Too Short, Wu Tang, Game, FUCK fiftee CENTSSS, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Hendrix, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Janis Joplin, the Eagles, SLAYERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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Movies:

Comedy's are my favorite. -stand ups- Eddie Murphy Raw AND Delerious are the funniest comedies of all time! Chris Rock stand ups are good too, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Bad News Bears -origonal- all Fridays, All About the Benjammins. Gangster shit like, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing, Casino, horror movies are cool too, but they better pretty goddamn freaked out cuz most of these shits is corny as hell! And anything else thats not lame.

Television:

I dont have shows that i have to watch or anything besides CHARGER GAMES, sometimes I catch BlueTorch, Monster Garage, South Park, Chappelle's Show of course, National Geographic...

Books:

Books... right. Coloring books, ones with lots of pictures, syke, let me think, Maxim mag., Surfer mag., The Reader- good concert info., oh, I know, Bob Marley's Biography, the Hemp Growers Bible, haha.

Heroes:

Vanderlei SilvaLaDainian Tomlinson, Shawne Merriman, and the entire '06 San Diego Charger Team!! Kelly Slater, Corey Lopez, Andy & Bruce Irons, Chris Ward, Taj Burrow, Eddie Sanchez, Chuck Liddell, Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams, and Hugh Heffner