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Eva Regresa

The ninjas love you.

About Me

I play bass with the finest gal and funnest guy in a little naughty band called Pan!c. DO IT!!!!I enjoy smoking, drinking, cursing, and kissing... A bit orally fixated, I suppose.

My Interests

I'm a huge fan of Jameson, Lucky Strikes, make-out parties, Twisted Cheetos, pretty girls, and essentially the broader, lesser vices in life.

I'd like to meet:

Those that can say "My elephant rides a bicycle" in any language. It's funny, because someone finds that offensive.SO FAR: Emes elephantas luetai elauneiv ton sos velocipedov. Mi elefante quiere montar tu bicicleta. Moi slon yezdit na velosipedia. Zou wa anata no Jitensha ni noritai. Mon elephant faire ta bicyclette. Imay elephantay antsway otay ideray ouryay icyclebay... And another Japanese - Watashino zoaga judensha-ne noru. And check out the one in sign langauge in the comments below. Thanks, Juddly. And now - Mein Elefant fährt Fahrrad. - Thanks Don Quixote! Chak con chang key chaka yan. - I heart Pat Bova and his super special Thai-ness. Mijn olifant berijdt een fiets - Dutch from Joel the Lovely. Mein Elefant kann aber auch motorrad fahren - from Scott Awesome. From John: Mi elefante paseo en bicicleta, pero no voy con el. italian: Il mio elefante guida una biciclettaportuguese: Meu elefante monta uma bicicletarussian: (English pronunciation) Moi slon yesdit na velocipedie.Mo eilifint teacht ar rothar irish... I love Mr. Murphy. Ha-pil sheli nose'a b'ofanayim - Hebrew from Kriss Brilliant.Ang elepante ko ay sumakay nang bisikleta. - Tagalog from Mike Sweetheart.Min elefant åker på en cykel - Swedish from the dear StefanCON VOI CUA TOI COI XE DAP - Vietnamese and Tieghi ljunfant rikeb il bajsikil-Maltese from Chigger Il fil tabahe biercub biciclet - Arabic from Killer Ted Mój s,,o,, jedzie bicyklem - Polish from Frank

Music:

PAN!C* Stevie Wonder* (is a god) Icky and the Yuks* The Long Gone Trio* The Gracchi* Lousy Robot* Whipping Boy* Sin Serenade* Volume Volume* 500* Creepshow* Sly and the Family Stone* Mondays Menu* Lunachicks* Polaroid Pornography* Chris Isaak* The Muffs* Vivaldi* Frank Sinatra* Frankie Valli* Faith No More* Flaming Lips* Cyndi Lauper* Billie Holiday* Clash* Sex Pistols* The Donnas* James Brown* Johnny Cash* The Platters* Me First and the Gimme Gimmes* Gito Gito Hustler!!!!!!

Movies:

It's all about the popcorn.

Television:

Static.............

Books:

Mika Waltari changed my life. James Henry Breasted is a genius. Tom Robbins. Hilarious.

Heroes:

The original Eva Blaylock. Kaila Jane, my heart's sister.

My Blog

You. Oh, you.

Every once in a while, I like to see my thoughts on paper (e- or otherwise)  a way to sort out the nonsense in my head, methinks. I am ridiculously pleased with the goings-on in my life. There are ...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Wee Orbits

Isn't it peculiar how "it's such a small world" is actually true? Granted, Albuquerque really is a small town, and generally, people don't stray too terribly far from the dirt city once they've inhale...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:52:00 PST

Mussfungelegance

Sometimes the outlet is breathing words into keystrokes. A need to hear your inner on the pedestal of base exhibitionism. These are my thoughts, I am a real being, I feel the need to communicate... No...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:04:00 PST

Ecstatical

Okay ecstatical is not a word. So?The point is that the 2008 Pinup Calendar is at the presses. Er, press, rather. Don Mickey's press...Wait till you get a load of these hotties. My giant Mexican twin ...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

La prueba es en el pudin.

My ass is tired. Not literally, silly. Figuratively. I wake up after a few short hours of nether-ing and get rolling. My mother's response to my apologies for not seeing her for a month - "You know, y...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:11:00 PST

Rewarded

I'd like to think I keep my karmic nose clean.  I'm not fucking Mother Teresa, but damn it, I do nice things time to time that get banked so I can draw on them later. Problem is, I think I'm over...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

p.s.

The funny part is, I'm busier than if I had gone to my starched-shirt business... And more content. And p.s.s. the cure to a migraine is whisky. Justsoyaknow. Something about opening capillaries....
Posted by Eva Regresa on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

Existing

Yeah - so all of you know (sometimes bitingly) about clocking in, clocking out, running the mundane and trying to keep your refrigerator's belly satisfied. We run to appease others so that we feel jus...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:02:00 PST

Piece of my heart

Okay - so I have a nephew. And a niece, who is amazing too, but today's story is starring the nephew. Bobo. As a matter of explanation, I feel I must give the background story on the "ninjas...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

Overrated

I am convinced that everyone has little sticks and pins that irritate the cocoon of Self that are easy to brush away sometimes, but often very poke-y and irritating... Our images of ourselves are ALWA...
Posted by Eva Regresa on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST