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2001 Amateur Tribute to 9/11 by Various "Artists" (from the old mp3.com)
1) "Taliban on the Run" - Aren Steinbrecher Definitely one of the worst, most jaw dropping songs that I have ever heard, it is based on Paul McCartney's "Band on the Run". Baaaaad Taliban! 2) Bill McMillan - "Side By Side" Even for America, this is exquisitely maudlin and trite. 3) Brother Jim Schultz - "September 11th" 3) David Laurence - "Unborn Baby of Tower One" So awful, you'll need a Vicodin (or three) to suffer this hell in it's seemingly interminable NINE minute entirety. 4) Dr BLT - Try To Remember Based on the "Try to remember the kind of September When life was slow and oh, so mellow etc". 5) Jennifer Renee - Light a Candle in September Horrendously badly performed American schmaltz with tinkly piano etc. 6) Wayne and Liz - "9-11 Warning" It's about time that there was some Wayne and Liz on here. This one's a long monologue (very poorly read from a piece of paper) by Wayne with "musical" accompaniment, reflecting on 9/11 from a Christian point of view. Bertrand Russell he isn't!
02. Message to black people (1967) by James Brown.
03. "Hidden and Satanic Messages in Rock Music" by Michael Mills
An hour long interview where lovable evangelical idiot, Michael Mills spouts a load of complete guff in a radio interview about the nature of hidden satanic messages in rock music. "When you hear them sing about "engine", "motor" or "machine" they're referring to sex, when you hear them sing about "funky" they're referring to sexual odours, when they sing about "groovy" they're talking about the position of intercourse, when they sing of "get off" they're singing about the goal of lovemaking, and you hear them hear them talk about / sing about "groupies" they're talking about rock prostitutes ..."
04. "Tribute to Rap" mixtape.
Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band - "Beach Patrol" The Hulkster raps about how he deals firmly with a lifeguard who try to steal his girl, then orders her to the back seat of his car, presumably for a good "seeing to" as we say in the UK. 2) 524 - "Do You Got Skills". These Cantonese Rappers certainly haven't. 3) "Rappin' With Gas" - The US National Fuel Gas Distribution Corporation extol the virtues of gas cooking in rap form. 4) Georgina Dobson and Cupboard Simon - "The Message". Septuagenarian Rap cover of the Grandmaster Flash classic, taken from the 1996 album "Misfits- 27 tracks from 18 strange fruits". The sleeve notes say ... "An OAP's (Old Age Pensioner's) eye view of the city, rap stylee". 5) Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) - "Zip Zap Rap". I have had many requests for this "say no to drugs" track, due mostly to the infamous sleeve design so here it is! It doesn't dissapoint, and includes some of the worst rhyming couplets of all time. "You guys know the deal, cocaine must make us iyull". 6) Blowfly - "Rap Dirty". Obscene classic and arguably, the first rap record ever. Follow Blowfly (and his "ding-a-ling") through this lewd odyssey with the "Smokey Bears", a tranvestite, and a very well hung Klu Klux Klan member.
Current selections on the Myspace player
1) "No Dope No Drugs" by Mr. T - From the unmissable album, "Mr T's Commandments". In this one he "pities the fool who spends his time messin' around with dope". 2) "Bier! Bier! Bier!" by Heino - ACHTUNG ACHTUNG! It's the German Schlagermeister himself with a bierstein clinking, thighslapping number in praise of the amber fluid. 3) "Ob La Di Ob La Da" by The Beatle Barkers - From one of my all time favourite albums (from New Zealand), a selection of Beatles songs performed by howling dogs. 4) "I'm Gay" by the cast of "Let My People Come" - Taken from one of the very worst of the worst of the "sexploitation" musicals which broke out like a rash in the early / mid seventies. 5) "Diary of an Unborn Child" by "Lil' Markie" - A tasteful song which takes the form of the "diary" of an aborted foetus. "Why did you kill me mommy ..."
DJ Frankly Various.
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