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SPEED ISN'T FAST ENOUGH
LIFE: where plastic meets fiber optic.
MY LIFE IS FUCKING AMAZING - AND I LOVE IT. Do you love it? I don't care. I am glad to say that I was one of the FIRST people to start MYSPACE.COM revolution in CANADA 2 years ago before all of this... It's fun to be involved with something that just blows-up into unpredictable proportions. I was in the first 2 million members- now the site has 184 million. It's great. :) Well, continue on, shall we?
I am: Everything you were to afraid to let yourself: be, act, see, feel and know. Air brushed skin and colored contacts may be on my carbon body, but everything else about me is REAL. My craziness is amplified 10 fold platinum, and it drives me every day to go further beyond any expectation. I'm King PIN, and VIP. I'm first in line. I'm louder than life, fun, I'm brilliant, addicting, carefree, wild, zany, CREATIVE, tAcKy; I'm everything that your parents brain-washed you to hate. I am Sam V.I.P.
I breath, read, write, dream, act, and live while the world sleeps. I don't believe in second chances, pausing, or rewinding. I don't have the time to slow down, or putting more empathy in one single person over the energy it takes me to write this profile. TIMES UP. and BLAH BLAH BLAH your in my way- move bitch... and keep reading!
REAL VS FAKE: Can you tell the difference? Before or after you get distracted by the "bright, shiny, and *oh so glittery*" things. I made you look, but did I make you think? it's not always easy, is it? However, when originality comes into play, people who keep exceeding expectations, making new decisions, and shocking people are where it's at. Can you make someones head turn, look away, and look back, or do the people who look at you just laugh and walk away. i won't answer that. Nevertheless, I only recognize a handful of people for truly being inventive on this website. how many times can you steal something before someone catches on to your games, or my games. Copywrite. Oh well, my ode to Warhols seconds... goes.. going, gone.
It's easy to be "unique, original, different, etc.." ONCE, For everyone else who tried,.. thanks for coming out. Love you. drive safe.
Year to date: THE ONLY THING DIFFERENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME IS HOW WE USE OUR IMAGINATION.
I love: Shaking babies, and saying insensitive things that offend people. Standing on top of my cherry blossom pedestal. Fitting into every category. I love being more emaciated than everybody around' ('Do you have anything smaller than a double zero?' my voice says from the change room). I love being dissected alive by the masses, stared at, and pointed at. Call me a name, but I've already hear em all. I love being on top of my game.
Vain words only remind me that i'm alive.
It's not about me; It's not about you:
I'm the girl you don't bring home to your parents, and the girlfriend you love to sleep with.
I'm your best friend that you would take a bullet for, I'm the girl that donates to charity and gives food to homeless people; I'm the girl that will stab you in the back if you cut in front of me. I'm that boy who will dance with you at Prom. I'm the girl who stairs at you while your in the elevator. I'm the boy that gives you the compliments that make your day turn into your week turn into the happiest memories of your life. I'm that girl who laughs at you behind your back.
I'm your best friend; I'm that girl who was born a boy.
You're the girl who laughs when I tell a joke; You're the girl who smiles when I say your pretty; You're that girl who I said was skinny; You're the girl with that perfect ass (or no ass at all); You're that girl with perfect hair, perfect teeth and perfect smile; You're that girl that models are jealous of; You're that girl that makes me look perfect. You're that girl who took me to Prom; You're that girl who use to do my makeup; You're that girl I use to have hot/phone/sex/with/all/night. You're that girl that wet dreams were made of; You're that living Barbie doll. You're the captain of the cheer leading team. You're that girl I wish I was' You're that girl who pukes up breakfast and asks me if she looks fat; And you're that girl I always lie to. Next please, I don't have time to watch Americas Next Top Model.
when you go to bed at night, and your boyfriends not beside you, picture me sleeping with him thanks. polygamy is hotter than stabbing your best friend in the back 72 times.
...cat woman, move over. I'm the walking cat-fight. purr. hiss, back slap this beyotch.
Your that late night XXX stripper who I steal my dance moves from, and yet every time I see you - I always smile. Hollow, yet perfect. I love you, or well, at least try to love you, yet it's so hard to love someone with no eyes, heart, soul, respect, and self esteem, with dollar-store lipstick smeared across their face. Next time, before you steal my fame, shoes and Chanel Purse, I'll remember to remind you to "wash your smeared lipstick" before you go on stage.
"Beauty is only skin deep, so it's okay to be vain."
I Live life through a MELODRAMATIC CABARET. I like to make my own universe come to life. I like to play. I've traveled near and far. I've lived in the city & I've lived in the country. I've come to learn under one conclusion that it doesn't matter where I live - I will always be the same person, and I will always think the same thoughts. MY friends may change, and my peers may influence my decisions in life- but thats relative to the surroundings and the environment. I'm always moving forward, evolving like a chameleon to fit in.
Sometimes its fun to stick out, get looked at, and have some fun made at my behalf- but it's so disgusting for me to look back and see ugly faces on ugly bodies wearing yesterdays' clothes. I rather put on my DIOR sunglasses and disappear.I always come back, don't blink. When I'm on tour, life goes on pause- and when I return- it goes ten fold platinum. Starting out. Fitting in, wearing clothes, making them, or taking them of to make a few bucks... Slowly, working up the social- latter. Whose who, whats what, and whys why. I'm in the know', and never the "never was or will be". Heres my number, pass it around- soon ill be the number on the inside of everybody's bathroom stall 888-0222. Damn sure easy to remember. Call me, say anything. I've heard it all before. My eyes are frozen, and my skin is dyed blue; you can laugh at me. Make fun of me and talk about me; laugh at me so it gives us something to talk about. While i wait for the phone to ring, you're going to need something to talk about.
Call me boring because I don't have time for jack.
SAM VIP
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