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Andrew Short-Flutist

yeah my babys pretty as a car crash subtle as a splinter, yeah my babys smooth as sandpaper warm jus

About Me


"Playing a Musical Instrument is Easy, all you do is the right Keys at all the right times; and the instrument will play itself." ~ J.S. Bach

I like it better when you don't smile.

My name is Andrew Short and I play Flute.

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My Interests


DOING KATIE M. FUGATE
M.S.I,My Rat named Oscar,
My Flute,Voltron,
Sailor Moon
Rice Cakes,
Jimmy Urine,
Pokemon, Digimon,
Zoids, Metabots,
Retard-o-bot, Lesbians, Boys,
Shiney Objects, Sharp things,
Forks and the things you can
do to feet with them, Tamagotchis,
My Etch-A-Sketch, MEGA MAN that pretty much covers it.

I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Blurb.

I'd like to meet:


This woman is amazing. Jimmy Urine, Mr.Pepper.

Your results:
You are Catwoman Catwoman 90% Spider-Man 90% Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 80% Batman 70% Hulk 65% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Supergirl 50% Superman 50% Wonder Woman 45% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Music:

A
Asian Dub Foundation.
Audio Bullys.
A Perfect Circle.
Acid Bath.
Alanis Morrisette.
Aerosmith.
Aesop Rock.
Ame Mahn.
Aqua.
Azure Ray.
Arvo Part.
Alkaline Trio.
Aphex Twin.
Atmosphere.
Ace Of Base.
B
Bauhaus.
Big Dumb Face.
Billy Talent.
Bjork.
Bright Eyes.
Blood Hound Gang.
Blondie.
C
Cake.
Cartel.
Carol Wincenc.
Chris Isaak.
Christian Death.
Collective Soul.
Coldplay.
D
Dead Star Assembly.
Dog Fashion Disco.
Danzig.
Deftones.
Deadsy.
Dope.
Down Town Brown.
Dresden Dolls.
E
Eagles.
Erasure.
Electrocute.
Evanessence/Exodous.
Explosions In The Sky.
F
Fall Out Boy.
Fiona Apple.
Five Man Electrical Band.
Flogging Molly.
Flyleaf.
Fugazi.
G
Goteki.
Garbage.
Gary Numan.
Gotan Project.
Green Day.
Gwar.
H
HelloGoodbye.
Horrorpops.
I
Iggy Pop.
Incubus.
Invocation of Nehek.
J
James Galway.
Jack Off Jill.
Jack Johnson.
Job For a Cowboy.
Journey.
Juliette Lewis & The Licks.
K
Kenna.
KMFDM.
Kill Switch Engage.
Kittie.
Kottonmouth Kings.
L
Letters To Cleo.
Lords Of Acid.
Le Tigre.
Lamb.
Ladytron.
Lollipop Lust Kill.
Lynyrd Skynyrd.
M
Manson.
Matchbox Love.
MC5.
Metallica.
Metric.
Mindless Self Indulgence.
Murderdolls.
N
Nekromantix.
Nine Inch Nails.
No Doubt.
Nodes of Ranvier.
O
Orgy.
Otep.
P
Panic! At The Disco.
Patty Rothberg.
Paper Zoo.
Peaches.
PJ Harvey.
Porno for Pyros.
Portishead.
Power Man 5000.
Primus.
Prodigy.
Psyclon Nine.
Q
Queensryche.
Queens Of The Stone Age.
R
Radiohead.
Rasputina.
REM.
Roxy Saint.
S
Sex Pistols.
Sexydeath.
She Wants Revenge.
Slayer.
Shiny Toy Guns.
Sneaky Bat Machine.
Steve Miller Band.
Steven Lynch.
SOAD.
Souixie And The Banshees.
System of a Down.
T
T.A.T.U.
Tal Bachman.
Tenacious D.
The Clash.
The Cure.
The Dilettantes.
The Format.
The Juliana Theory.
The 69 Eyes.
The Blood Brothers.
The Information Society.
The Locusts.
The Mars Volta.
The One AM Radio.
The Psychedelic Furrs.
The Penguin Expirement.
The Moldy Peaches.
The Raveonettes.
The Rentals.
The Transplants.
The Appleseed Cast.
The Who.
The Cardigans.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Three Six Mafia.
Thomas Dolby.
Tsunami Bomb.
Tool.
Tori Amos.
Turbonegro.
Tweaker.
V
Vanessa Mae.
Velvet Underground.
Veruca Salt.
VNV Nation.
W
Wednesday 13.
Wolfsheim.
Wumpscut.
X
Xiu Xiu.
Z
Zombina & The Skeletones.
Zylomina.

Movies:

Depends, Ranges from "You've got mail" to "Ghost world".
But I love Pride & Prejudice.

Television:

Adult Swim, Sailor Moon.......bleh.

Books:

Varjak Paw
Pride & Prejudice
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Yellow
Red Wall Series

Heroes:


Rosa Parks.
Foamy the squirrel.
Joan of Arc.
John Diggity Handshoe.
Sam.
Gwen steffani.
Am'e.
Middy.
Jesse of TR.
Sir James Galway.
Michelle.
My Stepmom.
Mrs.Ensor.
Mrs.Beverly.
Mrs.Sorber.
Mr.Saylor.
Sara.
My Grandma
My Aunt Leanne
Katie.
You're Mom.
And Most of All, My Mom.

My Blog

My Sea Monkey

Meet Jorgon ...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

Well Children... about Morehead.

I am applying to Morehead...for real. I might be there in the fall, we will see. Nobody tell me how late I am, because I am a competent human being and relize this. But I have spoke with all kinds of ...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Memphis....

Ok....So.....Memphis left me with a lot of mixed emotions, it was a combonation of like the best weekend ever because I might get a scholarship.....and like the worst thing ever.....because of some ot...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:56:00 PST

All District Band, My Last.

Soooo, All District Band Wasn't all that exciting. It was ok, don;t get me wrong, but it was almost a let down. We sounded alot better than I had expected, the people who made it this year are really ...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Leaving soon. About 3 hours......

Forever, Going back to KY, indefinitly. I won't be coming back. It's been a blast in NM but I have to part with you, there isn't anything here for me. Good bye all, for those of you I love you, for th...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

Funny SHIT

What do you call a 30-week-old preemie?An appetizer.How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave? Poke holes in it with a coat hanger. How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2. W...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:16:00 PST

Seth Kitty (New Pics)

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Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:12:00 PST

ZacK Once Said....

ZacK Once Said, something that was very insightful and I think him a genius for this.........   "Why Do Fat Girls in Skirts always have Places to Go?"         Geneius.....pure...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 02:32:00 PST

The Dumb Guy

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year. Also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his he...
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 07:07:00 PST

Monty.

Monty is a Boy with a Orange Mowhawk....thats all that needs to be said about that subject....
Posted by Andrew Short-Flutist on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:30:00 PST