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About Me

Disclaimer: I have no affiliations with crime lords, homosexuals, your mom, Osama Bin Laden or Bill Clinton despite what you may have heard.Okay, I'm weird (as you probably have figured), eccentric, very shy when meeting new people, a jack of all trades, a guitar slut, a slut... (erm... hold that thought), strangely loyal to friends ';..;'I guess im around 5'8", with dark brown (quote) 'maggi mee hair' and dark brown eyes. So simply put? short, dark and hairy!I've recently managed to blag myself a first class honours degree in games design (no i dont give good head) and shortly after ninja myself a job as a junior artist at a computer games company (and no-bending over was involved)I am (and sadly i agree with this) my own comedian, and an artiste to a some extent (although many will comment on my obsession with drawing well developed semi nekked women in swimsuits).And I also believe that George W.Bush should be castrated.

My Interests

Porn and masterbati... erm... No! I didn't mean that! They actually are, Playing Guitar, Listening to Music, Playing Games, Drawing, Dancing with Myself (and sometimes others), Making a fool of myself for my friends and just for the hell of it and having a damned good time, Savvy?

I'd like to meet:

Friendly People! Who just happen to like what I like (by no strange coincidence)! Well to be straight and to the point, interesting people who like interesting things, who like to see the funny side of life and have a good time!And also people who look good when wet... mwuahahahahaha, nah, I'm not that shallow!! maybe ;)Oh yes and also anyone who might know me that I haven't met in ages and if you still think I'm sane drop me a line!if you dare ';..;'

Music:

blink-182, Sum 41, Greenday, Creed, Good Charlotte, AFI, Evanescence, Avenged Sevenfold, 3 Doors Down, Trapt, Metallica, Rufio, NOFX, Santana, Video Game Orchestrals, etc. etc.

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Pirates Of The Carribean (Also to be a Trilogy!), Lord Of The G-Strings (where'd that come from?), & various other cult based movies i.e. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (and yes I love Walt Disney films)LONG LIVE THE SPARROW!

Television:

i dont actually watch tv much anymore but i used to watch such terrors as; Smallville, Friends, Thats 70's Show, South Park, Simpsons, Futurama, Monkey Magic (That isn't what you think guys IT'S A MAGIC SHOW!), Basically anything comedy orientated like 'Who's Line Is It Anyway?'

Books:

Forgotten Realms, Dragonlance, Terry Pratchetts Discworld Series, The Wizard. Comics, Graphic Novels, And A Dabble Of Erotica... (hold that thought...mmmmm... jiggolee..)

Heroes:

i actually dont have many 'real' heroes, since i grew up with fantasy books, video games and comics, reading of daring do and good deeds and bla-bla-bla, sad i know, but if i had to choose they would be; austin powers, optimus prime, link, super mario and the legend that is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow ^^the only real heroes i have are blink182 and tom delonge, cos if it werent for them id have never picked up the guitar and would probably still be listening to backstreet boys... erm... wait... thats another story O_o