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About Me

I'm a sweet, innocent, old-fashioned pornographer. I hate normal anything. I'm probably smarter than you. My mom wishes I'd do something else. I'm a decent painter and a better writer. I can occasionally be somewhat entertaining. I was Mary Carey's campaign manager. My ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War. My ancestors are rolling over in their graves. I love non sequiturs. Buy movies from Kick Ass Pictures, they're the best!

My Interests

Porn, art and writing. (And vice versa)

I'd like to meet:

Catwoman (the Julie Newmar version)

Music:

Moby, Chemical Brothers, Dandy Warhols, Fischerspooner, Rob Dougan, Zeppelin, Roxy Music, & much much more.

Movies:

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Lawrence of Arabia, Go, Matrix, Fistful of Dollars, many others, I am a filmmaker after all. Of sorts.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Joseph Andrews, Vox, many others, I was an English major after all.

Heroes:

Batman (the Adam West version)

My Blog

I'm officially a celebrity

If you go to http://www.dailyceleb.com/home/ and search for "Kulkis," you'll see my goofy mug. So I guess that officially makes me a celebrity. In case you missed all the TV and newspaper coverag...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

German Clubs

I just got back from a visit to Munich, Germany. Great town. Great beer! The clubs don't have a closing time, so you tend to lose track of time and end up staggering home at 5am every night (morning?)...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trivia Fun

As a pornographer, the question I get asked most by civilians is: Where DO you find all those girls? As if I would divulge that. Thats like asking a magician where the ace of spades miraculously...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST