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About Me

I have returned to the fair shores of Tamaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. Spent close to 3 fair months in the land of LondonTown, Merry old England. I no longer enjoy coffee so much. England has led me to believe it tastes like shit. In that land this statement in not wrong.I like my new shoes. Theyre crazy 70s pimp platforms. I am rather tall while they hug my feet. I am the type who likes op shops. Particularly talking to Nanas who work in such establishments. Knitting is something we can talk about. I soon will make many crafts. Currently i am searching for a job. Hopefully one will be found soon. I like people who are willing to be straight up.This is the funniest thing i have read in a long time....it makes me laugh hysterically "YAS ARE FUCKIN UGLY BASICALLY , I WOULDNT TRY GET INTO YAS EVEN IF YAS WERE GAY" oh my.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

crafty type people, those who have a clue. many dead people who sadly i will not meet (i am not really into the whole exhuming graves thing) robot zombies from the future.

Music:

Male
22 years old
Auckland,
New Zealand

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"I ate too much bacon and i turned into a pig, how am i ever going to find a hat to fit on my head?"
-Dot.

hello im Stu.
im 22 and live in Auckland.
I am sharing a house with a "recovering drug addict" and a boy that fakes his faith for shits and giggles.
We also have a pet mannequin named Britney, Shes a beaut!

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Movies:

The Breakfast Club,16 candles, best in show, edward scissor hands, beetlejuice, city of the lost children, amelie, life aquatic, pi, requiem for a dream, pianp, rosemarys baby American Beauty, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Once were warriors, Suicide Circle, American Physco, Maria Full of Grace, Magnolia, Dead Man, Chocolat, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Drop Dead Fred, Benny and June, jim jarmusch, Arthouse/ Festival Films. 16mm ..

Television:

CARTOONS, Speed Racer, Road Runner, Heathcliffe, The SMURFS. SIMPSONS, Invader Zim, Family Guy, American Dad. TV Desperate Housewifes, Ab Fab, Little Britain. Informercials ( OH HOW I LOVE CHEESY HOSTS, French and Saunders, Weeds, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf,

Books:

Brave New World, On the Road, Memoirs of a geisha, dharma bums, to kill a mocking bird, trainspotting,the arrival of fergal flynn, alice in wonderland, through the looking glass, the hollow chocolate bunny of the apocalypse, animal farm, white teeth, on beauty, janet frame, frank sargeson,

My Blog

part iv, v, vi

I've been threatning to do this for a while so i decided i should actually do something about it. Seeing i've been in London for over 6 weeks! Now this hasn't been a task which i have undertaken daily...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

SNOW

i've been in london for almost 2 weeks now so i though it might be time for me to blog as i have promised to do every day. woops. Its going to snow tomorrow!!!! the council have put sand and stuff all...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

Brithish...not just on paper

i have arrived in the land of the queen, hopefully i shall get to meet her and have a cup or two of tea. I would be over joyed. 26 hours on a plane is not my cup of tea. Although i did get 4 seats to ...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

extreme crazy ladies

ARGGGG auckland is full of extreme crazy ladies. first of all today i had to deal with the post office lady who couldnt explain to me that the parcel i wanted to send to theAndy is too heavy...and she...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:34:00 PST

delicious animal of the non slaugher variety!!

i have a sexy new photo with my new giraffe mask. i went to the supermarket to look for the sexy nana one which i saw a few weeks ago ( it would make knitting so much more...i dont know, OLD ladyish. ...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

A Mad Party..of Tea

Yummy tea is so scrumptious. i would drink it during my sleep but it would make me drown. My lungs would not be happy. Tea is especially good when served by a delightful man in a sexy black chefs jack...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST

ITS A CONSPIRACY

i am a left handed person. ALL devices designed for convenience frustrate me imensly. The governemnt is secretly doing it to make us stressed, therefore reducing our numbers. We will all die of heart ...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

NEW favourites

ok, so i can see theAndy and many others of you cringe while you think about me saying the word FAVOURITE for the millionth time today. But this is different it is a new ALL time favourite (this will ...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

awake

i cant sleep my mind is ticking and it wont stop. the sleeping pills are somewhere, but they are silly and i must try avoid them. i have to go back to work tomorrow. my 2 hour long meeting with super ...
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

stabbing with blunt spoons

i told my boss she was a bitch today and then stormed out of work. i hope i still have a job tomorrow!she is a big giant silly, a nazi even!!!!
Posted by Alexander Stuart on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST