giraffe suicides up 100% |
You're given money and sent into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?Produce: If it ain't Gummi, I ain't eating itBakery...
Posted by shawn on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:02:00 PST |
destroy all cars, please |
Over at this website, you can hear some songs that were recorded by a secretive entity that seeks to end our crippling, embarrassing addiction to oil using elements of subversion, forw...
Posted by shawn on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:11:00 PST |
Oh, I’m just the worst kind of person |
So, here's the most insensitive thing I think I've ever said. The scenario: my girlfriend's friend works as a counselor for a suicide hotline. Her friend's husband recently died, and my gi...
Posted by shawn on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Haircuts of the dearly departed |
I got my hair cut today at that place near the courthouse that always seems like a front for the irish mob. There are never any other customers when I go in there and the barber always leaps up ...
Posted by shawn on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST |
It's best not to think about this too long |
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Posted by shawn on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST |
I don't blame you |
Standing at my monkey-can-do-it job in a major coffeeshop, I can't tell you which one, but there is a Star involved, and Bucks, I keep hearing a certain Cat Power song come on amid the detritus of Nor...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:35:00 PST |
animal peculiarity |
Greatest (story) of all time:is here.
Posted by shawn on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:17:00 PST |
smells like bad dreams |
1. Last beverage you consumed?Iced coffee from McKenna's. It's like one of those water towers with the town's name on it, with a straw coming out of the top. I feel mildly arrhythmic. 2. ...
Posted by shawn on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST |
sweep the leg, johnny |
So, this happened. Sigh. Stuff like this seems to happens a lot. Should I challenge this guy to a deathcage match? Oh, he's "kicking himself" for not asking her for her number. ...
Posted by shawn on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:39:00 PST |
don't techno for an answer |
I rarely, if ever, try to foist my music opinions on other people and recommend bands and such. Just kidding. I'm always going on about some new band or act or dj or spoons player or whate...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:32:00 PST |
