I believe some of these things might be real |
Sentient robots
Ghosts
UFO's
Republicans
monkeys
Perhaps one day I will find out, but for today, sadly, I must remain in the nether world of sweet ignorance.
Here are some of my big secrets:
I dont kn...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:39:00 GMT |
The new me |
I seem to be the only person who uses thier real name on this myspace thing, so I am looking for a new "sobriquet" to entice shut ins and pedophiles to offer to be my "friends".
here goes! Help me pic...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 16:51:00 GMT |
One day I will be a funny as Shawn. But not today. |
You're given money and sent into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?Produce: Karl Marx's Made-em-MyselfiesBakery: CakeryMeat:...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:50:00 GMT |
Gladness goes awry |
Was it only yesterday that I yearned for the simple convenience of a tupperware cat? For today I find that my life, my universe, why my whole "raison d'etre" has become so complex and full of mighty i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
second 2 shawn's |
1. Last beverage you consumed?Cherry Vanilla tea with 750 splendas. I want that brain tumor in by the holidays.2. Are you a sexual predator?Im an asexual predator, which kinda sucks, because I dont wa...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
Reasons to be glad I'm not your Mom. |
1. When I bend over to shelve books on my library volunteer day, you can see my tatoo.
2. I have discussions with the male teachers about Hentai.
3. I yell at the neighborkids telling them Im not...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:04:00 GMT |
I got a shovel |
I think I have had some blogophobia, or blogblok, but whatever. Yesterday I repremanded TWO people for talking on cell phones In public. Im not going to jump on the bandwagon of people who hate people...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:23:00 GMT |
self emoliation, mutha f*ckah! |
Ok so this whole crap ass myspace thing has just turned out to be another vehicle to make me feel inferior. 13 friends! I thought by now I would have at least 15 or 14. I have decided that in ord...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 18:19:00 GMT |
folie en famille |
wow. I absolutely thought that there would be nothing but sunshine and roses spending some vacation timewith my family. Luckily I was able to spare anyone any undue stress of looking for somethi...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
maudlin self-pitying whore. And I cant spell neither. |
I am such a freak for the pain. My every action,every intention is directly or obliquely directed at inflicting wounds upon myself. Im not happy unless I can present this auto-stigmata to the world, g...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
