i pull a forty out my ballcap
then i flush it down my esophagarus
if i'm too drunk to walk
i rock a party on crutches
HIGH FIVE FOR DRUNK GUYS!!
trash can bowling, ego tripping at the gates of hell, blunts, Golden State Warriors, Oakland Raiders, Oakland Athletics
bob marley, bradley nowell, salvador dali, andre hicks, bill king, jonathan larson, galileo galilei
Sublime, Led Zeppelin, E-40, Luniz, The Mossie, Bob Seger, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, Simon & Garfunkel, The Mars Volta, Dredg, Nirvana, Muse, Three 6 Mafia, Rolling Stones, Zion I, The Allman Brothers Band, Bob Marley, Brotha Lynch
Scarface, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Pirates of the Caribean, Kids, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Mystic River, Meet the Parents, Serial Mom, Animal House, Idle Hands, American Beauty, Better Luck Tomrrow, The Great Escape, Kill Bill
The Simpsons, Pardon the InteruPTIon, Crank Yankers, The Daily Show, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Law & Order, Sienfeld, Sports Center
The Amazing Adventures of Cavaleir and Clay, Youth in Revolt, The Da Vinci Code, Roots, The Godfather
D.R.U.N.K., S.T.U.P.I.D.