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Lucinda

sometimes I wanna kiss myself I'm so pretty

About Me

Beer and fear Lou
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My Interests

ANIMALS, Mexican beer, bird watching, succulents, cooking, figuring it all out, my music, personal cumpus, spray painting things gold, strong coffee, black guys in volvos

I'd like to meet:

CLIVE OWEN

Music:

M.I.A., Don Williams, Ghostface, James Taylor, Juice Newton, CCR, Marty Robbins, Nashville Skyline, Pet Sounds, Joan as Policewoman, Kenny Rogers, The Flying Burrito Brothers, "Check on it"

Movies:

Angels with Dirty Faces, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Midnight Cowboy, Dangerous Liasions, Happiness, The Muppet Movie, The Deer Hunter, The Last of the Mohicans, Hustle and Flow $$, The Black Stallion, The Secret of My Success, Secrets and Lies, Sleeping with the Enemy

Television:

Right now it's summer and that shit's been disconnected. But usually, good good good dirty reality (Rock of Love, Top Model, Project Runway...), doi The Office, 30 Rock, Flight of the Conchords. Sex and the City On Demand (although it's depressing). Anything on Animal Planet and National Geographic except for Meer Cat Manor because that's gay.

Books:

Many

My Blog

Ode to the ghost of the hooker who was killed on my street in 1977

Could you have tried a little harder to fight them off, or were you tied to the tracks?I see you out of the corner of my eye every time I run by. I'm afraid you'll reach out for me. I hold 2 big dog...
Posted by Lucinda on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

New England

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Posted by Lucinda on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST

The Hot (v. conservative) Rabbi

[After Joanna's anti-white power awareness presentation] Rabbi: I don't recall seeing that tattoo in Joanna's speech. Me: That's because it wasn't. Rabbi: What does it mean? Me: It's half horse, half ...
Posted by Lucinda on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

Romance part deuxxx

As soon as she pulled her pants up and left his house, groggy and squinting in the afternoon light, she turned right and headed down the street.  She wasn't in her neighborhood and in fact was qu...
Posted by Lucinda on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

shit.

and the summer, she wavesgoodbye on the late night breezelike the cars on the freewayto get up again and back to work. my skin can feel itonly warm on one shoulder nowwhere before I was damagedby this...
Posted by Lucinda on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST

the dove

I was afraid I'd get bitten, but I tried to pry the dog's mouth off Tigs' throat anyway.  I stayed calm.  The other dog's owner was screaming and it wasn't getting us anywhere.  The dog...
Posted by Lucinda on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST

little tokyo

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Posted by Lucinda on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:33:00 PST

Romance

The girl waited on the sidewalk outside her apartment building.  She folded her arms across her chest and stood, looking from right to left.  It was night and there was a breeze.  She s...
Posted by Lucinda on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST

ex rayted

I woke up Sunday morning filled with inexplicit hope -- and for nothing really tangible, because as I tried to pinpoint from where my elation stemmed, I was stumped: it wasn't him, it wasn't work, it...
Posted by Lucinda on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:10:00 PST

the kids in new england are awake

The Kids in New England are Awake: Why it Matters that the Red Sox Won   You werent born when we lived in Boston, but its important you know about it, about the part of Boston thats in me tha...
Posted by Lucinda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST