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Leanne

I am here for Friends

About Me

Mamma say mamma sa ma ma ku sa. What the hell is that? How did that get in my head? Useless storage. This is a place to get to know me? I dont even know me! I mean, aside from the fluff what else would you want to know? Its kinda like saying to someone, "Hey, how are ya?" and they say, "Oh not so good really, I have this planters wart located in the nether regions of my armpit and I'm going to the doctor to have it lanced off with a laser beam at 9:45 am tomorrow morning, its got a giant hair growing from it. Can I get a ride because my aunt Sophia isnt available shes having her poodle waxed and its really beginning to itch something fierce so would you mind just reaching in there and giving it a good scratch?" NO! Thats not what you wanted to hear is it? No. You want to hear, "fine and how are you?" YOu say "fine thanks very much..." and go about your merry way! I save all the good stuff like warts for those who actually write me back. I save the good stuff for my real friends who arent looking for computerized trists late at night. If we're friends you already know our love is like a scar. Its ugly but its permanent. QUICK NOTE:The phrase "friends with benefits" is sophisticated nonsense! I dont want to hear it. Let yourself be appreciated.~RECEIVE GIFTS LIKE A CHILD. Dont say, "Ah you shouldn't have." Unless of course its a pair of leg warmers or a fruit cake. Then go ahead. I like fruit cake myself. I dont know whats in it but...it was a wise WOMAN who said, "you are what you eat." TODAY I'm thinking we all should be one big happy bowl of mixed nuts.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I love this old commercial! OH and this new vid I got! Thanks Hez! Vintage Dog Video - Queenie in Trouble
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Heroes:

God. My blood up north and my chosen family. Maya Angelou.

My Blog

Hush hush...

Acid in my stomach and mouth well after the first nerves hit, I twinge from the blows in private as news settles in over restless tossing and turning, I turn and burn awake painstakingly going over ev...
Posted by Leanne on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

MEAT! MEAT FOR SALE!

BARK BARK GRRRRR!......I hear outside so I rush and there are two fellas sitting in their pickup and one says, YOUR DOG SCARED THE FIRE OUTA US BOTH! WE DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A DOG! (fire sounds like faa...
Posted by Leanne on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST

Inner parcel

(Its so quiet. Malleable with malmsey wine, strong and sweet bring into existence the newest shape i'll be.)  Hidden & bundled in inner parcels, the likes of which have not been&nbs...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:11:00 PST

A distaste

Although one is not required to embrace the sickness and disease, one will either succumb or contribute to change. I myself once fiery in spirit catch a glimmer of it still when I am witness to t...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

CAP GUNS

THE CAP GUNS What do you mean I never told you the cap gun story? Ok, you're sitting right? This is going to take a minute. Have your holsters waxed? You loaded? Good! Then let us begin. When I was&nb...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:07:00 PST

Matter of heart

It's a matter of heart.. Thought I could turn it on turn around and figure you out but after all this time I still don't know what you're about. It aint all black and white, a shade of gray, but new ...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST

Better Off

When it comes to pessimism, I, a silver lined hunter ..: Better to relish this moment than hoping to replace it with another better off forgetting theres no allowance to remember What means what, why ...
Posted by Leanne on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:00:00 PST

SOME FAVORITE QUOTES

George Carlin: George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country." Dean Martin: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." R. Dangerfield: "I remember the tim...
Posted by Leanne on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:12:00 PST

Miss Odessa

Have you seen Miss Odessa? More than likely you have as shes always in the same dirty spot on the side of the road with her makeshift fruit and honey stand which consists of an old rickity table ...
Posted by Leanne on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST

I WAS TAGGED & IT STINGS!

Who am I not to respond after being tagged. I'm supposed to write down 8 weird or random things about myself and thats not enough. Just eight, alas, here we go... 1) I got my first gray hair ON MY HEA...
Posted by Leanne on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST