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Well, I see there are a lot of people that have my name on their profile....that's pretty disturbing! I'm not like Buddha or anything. I know half the people on here think this profile is run by some acne-faced teenager who needs a sexlife, but I'm sorry to report I wanted to try this out. I do have a life other than acting and I am allowed to do something like this if I really felt inclined to do so. Well, after I get some help on this god-forsaken website, my profile thing will look pretty cool I guess. My parents both were Jewish when they bore me. Their names were Judy and Stan Sandler (I liked to call them Mom and Dad). I started my career while performing in clubs and whatnot. A man by the name of Dennis Miller found me and told me that I should join Saturday Night Live. I accepted and I became a writer for the show. I started performing my early songs on Saturday Night Live and that's how I became recognized, whether they liked it or not. In 1995 I decided to start my own career by leaving the show. I have now made a number of movies ranging from my first movie Going Overboard to the newly theater released film Reign Over Me. I and a few others have created a production company by the name of Happy Madison Productions. And for all of you wondering who the old guy is on the logo, it's my father Stanley. I have two new films...one released and one that's almost there. One by the name of Reign Over Me, which I mentioned earlier, and the other called I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. I have made and released five comedy albums. To conclude my long and boring bio, this is my third profile....the old two are no longer in use. I've met numerous, interesting people on here. Most of them have helped me through this myspace pain. Some of which are Steph, Jason(Patches), Jake, Mitzi, Katie, Matt, Elijah, Erin, Colleen, Jim, Beth, Joel, Brie, Linda, and numerous others. Thanks guys...you are all great. A special shout out to a man name Joe who is serving in the military while fighting in Iraq. I'd like everyone to think of him and all the others risking their lives out there. Also to Elijah who is also a good friend on here to me....thanks. And on my old profile I had a link to my interview I did while on myspace...now that I'm back on, I decided to put it back up...check it out. MySpace Interview
