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victor

break the wrist and walk away

About Me


CLICK HERE and bike dorks unite

AIM SN: XBeer DuhX

one word: strategery. then and only then, bikes, beer, mac's and unicorns on reddish backgrounds. bearded cycling unicorns drunk on beer get extra points, as they should.

I hate these people
Post Apocalyptic Cycling
like peircings or ink?

My Interests

you, me, my dogs, my fam, art, anti-art, cycling, live music, dead music (j/k), traveling the world, exploring my own back yard, big cities and the middle of nowhere, camping, hotels, photography, reading The Onion (theonion.com), CMYK, trees, grass, discovering new friends, kickin' it with old friends, high maintenance girls, penguins, carbon fiber, photoshop, sharpies, Mac's, hanging out, keeping things in perspective then forgetting it all, intimidating creatives, apple-X, cut & paste, chics who wear hoodies, pretending i can paint, observing our world, being right, admitting when i'm wrong, being there for friends, leaning on friends, rivers of white space, glossy paper, enjoying the moment, reflecting on the past, everything and anything and nothing at all...

I'd like to meet:

There!s nothing that says “fuck you” to society like becoming obsessive about a totally irrational and dangerous stunt and tying your existence to others who have a similar death wish. Oh right, of course by “death wish” I mean “desire to create political change by jousting with other art-school grads on double tall bicycles helmetless while consuming large quantities of beer and heroin.”

Music:

underoath, keller williams, from first to last, avail, phish, coldplay, hot water music, modest mouse, postal service, coheed and cambria, WSP, YMSB, ten yard fight, pharcyde, snapcase, ann berreta, beastie boys, sunny day realestate, robert randolph, gorillaz, STS9, my chemical romance, the queers, GD, emery, the promise ring, alkaline trio, funeral for a friend, ralph stanley, moe., at the drive in, Tenacious D, weezer, too short, blind melon, death cab for cutie, snoop, Disco Biscuits, the eagles of death metal, de la soul, talking heads, midtown, Maroon 5, nofx, floorpunch, old crow medecine show, motion city soundtrack, fall out boy, North Mississippi Allstars, galactic, blood for blood, ten yard fight, dropkick murpheys, blackalicious, white stripes, good riddance, vida blue, tool, thrice, michael jackson, vision of disorder, String Cheese Incident, jay-z, jack johnson, sensefield, texas is the reason, gameface, jawbreaker, Trey, Boy Sets Fire, hawthorne heights, The Get Up Kids...The list goes on. Pretty much any jazzy-jammy-emo-windmill busting-hardcore-funk with mind-blowing guitar solos into some bone-chilling good vocals...or somwhere in between. i particularly love sappy heart-ripping/pouring songs when there are perfect imperfections in the vocals - a voice cracking that makes the whole song or a chord i have to replay a thousand times just to go to sleep that night.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, hitch, anchorman, rushmore, sin city, the mexican, blow, fightclub, zoolander, meet the parents, office space, saving silverman, school of rock, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, enemy of the state, Run Ronnie Run, Kranked I-IV, Snatch, Dumb and Dumber, Napolean Dynamite, Super Troopers, Swordfish, Boston Beatdown, The Dancing Outlaw (if you've seen this, let me know), the life aquatic, the untouchables, Kalifornia, The Breakfast Club, National Lampoon - Vacation, Without A Paddle, Rad, Joe Dirt, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Goonies, Oldschool, Be Cool, The Last Samurai, Roadtrip, any given sunday, gross point blank, boondock saints, duece bigalow, night at the roxbury, Days of Thunder, dazed and confused, dude wheres my car, arlington road, caddyshack, i 3 Huckabees, requiem for a dream, the triplets of bellville, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dazed and confused, Team America, orange county, bongwater, starsky and hutch, the program, swingers, fast times at ridgemont high, say anything, lost boys, harold and kumar go to white castle, topgun, coming to america, bad boys, bluestreak, spun, twelve monkeys, catch me if you can, suicide kings, scotland PA, a view to a kill, ferris bueller's day off

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, King of Queens, Conan O'brian, That 70's show, Cyclism Sundays on OLN, Family Guy, Miami CSI, Seinfeld, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Punk'd, The Amazing Race, Food Network, Who wants to be a millionaire

Books:

Pharmer's Almanac , Zinn And The Art Of Mountain Bike Maintenance, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret, Self-Reliance, InDesign CS/CS2 Killer Tips, DSM-IV, Lonely Planet Italian,

Heroes:

Jesco White, Lance, Vic Jr., Steve Caballero

My Blog

as requested, pics of the dogs

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Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

a warning to men

As sent to me from Dr. Chuck Chuckerton:**** NOTICE ****Males: a warning Females: your secret is out Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cauti...
Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

Dama's Birthday pics

Here are some pics for everyone who was able to attend Dama's awesome birthday party in Birmingham. For those of you who couldn't make it, you definitely missed out on a great time. It was really fun ...
Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:37:00 PST

I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze

Did you ever know a "chocoholic"? One of those folks who just can't get enough chocolate? I bet there's at least one in your home or workplace. Around here, it's my friend Janet. She's got to have...
Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:21:00 PST

the things we do to amuse ourselves...

a letter from our local bike club president, Larry: "The Little 400" Century Buongiorno! Break away and end the year with the "The Little 400" Century on December 31. This somewhat unusual centur...
Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:48:00 PST

kona's puppies

Kona had her puppies this morning around 5am. apparently placenta juice looks like green palmolive dish soap. mmmmmm, juice....
Posted by Beast Mode Activated on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:42:00 PST