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david

Deep thoughts masked by ignorance and stupidity

About Me

I'm a magical elf

My Interests

archery, forensic pathology, astronaut ice cream

I'd like to meet:

a pixie, or a water-nymph, or just a nymphomaniac

Music:

Eiffel Tower. T-rex, Bowie, Kinks, BRMC, Interpol, The Verve, Dandy Warhols, Deadsy, Wilco, Brian Eno, The Rapture, Adam and the Ants, Air, Int'l Noise Conspiracy, The Secret Machines, Velvet Underground, Magnetic Fields, Supergrass, Zepplin, Flaming Lips, New Pornographers, Shins, 50 Cent, Primal Scream, Spiritualized, Louis XIV, Bloc Party, Spoon, etc, etc.

Movies:

Till my eyes bleed. Flirting with Disaster, The Man Who Wasn't There, Made, The Zero Effect, Tough Guys Don't Dance, Blue Velvet, just about any Cohen Brothers Film, and like a zillion others I can't think of right now.

Television:

Metalocolypse, Reno 911, The Office, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Sopranos, Dexter.

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue,Dry by Augusten Burroughs, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay,Life of Pi, Cryptonomicon, Scar Tissue

Heroes:

Bartman

My Blog

D's bad poetry archive

I'm cleaning out my old computer. Random shit I write at work. It doesn't really belong anywhere. Which is great because normally I think people who write poetry are poseurs. Now I'm one too. I'll ...
Posted by david on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST