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swagusa659

About Me

It's on!

My Interests

Stickn it to the man, sailing, ladies, and offten a combination of the two.

I'd like to meet:

All the Volkswagen engineers who failed the Jetta legacy and replaced it with a luxury sport Toyota so I can lay dey ass out.

Music:

Chilli Peps, Incubus, Rage Against the Machien, lottsa shit

Movies:

Falling Down, Transporter I and II, City Lights, Psyco, Alive at Red Rocks, and the list goes on

Television:

TV is for pussys, but 24 is pretty bomb chronic

Books:

The Last Time Around Cape Horn, Grey Seas Under, A voyage for Madmen, 50 South to 50 South

Heroes:

Peter Stark, he wrote a book called

My Blog

Car games that are wicked gnardawg (Gnardawg is another term for fucking sick)

Fahrvergnügen was an advertising slogan used by Volkswagen in a 1989 U.S. ad campaign that included a stick figure apparently enjoying a drive. The simple style of the ads was widely parodied. The ter...
Posted by }~(((*>King of Spades<*)))~{ on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST

Draft Square Dancing Rules(Incomplete)

The Rules of Square-dancing Keys Square-dancing Federation   1)      A circle left or right is to be performed in the called direction, unless called otherwise by an aut...
Posted by }~(((*>King of Spades<*)))~{ on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:37:00 PST

Apoc Now

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. -Kurtz I love it, it's ...
Posted by }~(((*>King of Spades<*)))~{ on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:59:00 PST

Fucking trash, a cryin damn shame, FUCK.

Can you spot the Volkswagon? Why God, WHY? ...
Posted by }~(((*>King of Spades<*)))~{ on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:02:00 PST