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Abe

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Which Golden Girl Are You? Yeah... that's right... Myyyy milshakes brings all the boys in the yard... Damn right, they're better than yours!

My Interests

I find myself really getting into the card game Magic... and bass fishing... and yankin' on little ol' abey...

I'd like to meet:

A surgeon... and the rest of my brain.

Music:

Anything with a banjo in it. I love that instrument almost as much as I love my own if you know what I mean...

Movies:

What in the Hell are movies?

Television:

Now what the fuck is this shit?!

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Well, really... myself... I mean I freed the fucking slaves! Oh yeah, Robert E. Lee... man if he had just two months more, I'm pretty sure the White house would have cars up on blocks in the rose garden... Yeah, he almost beat the holy hell out of the North, cause up here, we're all gay.

My Blog

Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged ...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST