open your mind - you'll be surprised at what finds it's way in there.
i can do one impression. it's of chewbacca throwing up. i'll do it for you if you want.
wine, sleeping pills, and long black-outs on the beach
bigfoot - so i could give him a hug and tell him everything's going to be alright.
My pirate name is:
Black Sam Cash
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
t.v. will kill your soul kids. but movies will enrich your souls. especially porn movies. but seriously, who cares which dipshit gets voted off or wins a million dollars for being the best karaoke singer or whatever? just turn the fucking t.v. off and do something creative! (boredom = creativity time)
Flannery O'Connor short stories
Carl Sagan is the uncontested STAR PIMP
What We Believe but Cannot Prove : Today's Leading Thinkers on Science in the Age of Uncertainty
The Plot Against America
Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" - and her other short stories are brilliant (Stephen King owes his career to her)
The Ninth Life of Louis Drax
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
The Shining
On Bullshit
The Memory of Running
1491 : New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus
Trail of Tears : The Rise and Fall of the Cherokee Nation
Rebel Without a Crew - Robert Rodriguez
Shirley Jackson, Charles Chaplin, Johnny Depp, Woody Allen, Billy Wilder, Elvis Presley, Billy Bob Thornton, Maynard James Keenan, Mike Patton, Chino Moreno, Rivers Cuomo, Les Claypool, Cliff Burton, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, John Huston, Tim Burton, Dale Murphy, Marlon Brando, Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Cary Grant, Frank Capra, Salvador Dali, Galileo, Newton, Einstein, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Thomas Edison, Ernest Hemingway, Orson Welles, Vittorio Di Sica, Merian C. Cooper, Dimebag Darrell, Richard Pryor, Ronald McDonald, Pee Wee Herman, Mayor McCheese, Mister Rogers and his land of make-believe, the Dukes of Hazzard, Michael Knight and his fuckin mullet Trans-Am, He-Man and some of the Masters of the Universe, Square-Bob Sponge-pants or whatever, Chester the Cheetoh Cheetah, and your mama.