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Justin

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About Me

I am a student at Case Western Reserve University Law School in Cleveland. I am a music/movie nerd. I am a kept man, so don't get any ideas (I mean you. Yeah, you!).

My Interests

Music (esp. Jazz), Playing bass guitar, Movies (esp. horror films), Writing (or at the very least developing plots that will never materialize into a story)

I'd like to meet:

The gunman on the grassy knoll.

Music:

Hank Jones, Lee Morgan, Chris Potter, George Adams, Donald Byrd and a whole lot of other jazz artists you don't know about but I wish you did.Punk/Hardcore/Metal/Rock: Subhumans,Shadows Fall, Shockwave, Opeth, The Black Keys, Whiskey Daredevils/Cowslingers, Culture Shock (look 'em up), Velvet revolver etc.Blues: Howlin' Wolf is the man, hands down. Hubert Sumlin, Carey Bell

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, Snatch, House of 1000 Corpses, anything with Vincent Price

Television:

Who has time for TV?

Books:

Catch 22, almost anything by Truman Capote, Chuck Palahniuk, James Ellroy or Hunter S. Thompson, Tooth and Claw (by TC Boyle), Winesburg, Ohio

Heroes:

Whoever makes art out of lint (belly button or otherwise). The driver of the WienerMobile.

My Blog

Honeymoon + Horseback Riding = Horrible Time (AKA No More Laughy Fun Time)

     I am not an equestrian.  That might surprise those of you who may like to imagine (fantasize) about me riding off into the sunset on my steed, spreading cheer and goodwil...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

So, a car fell on my dad...

     I got a call yesterday from my friend, whose mother is dating my dad (or as I like to put it when talking to my friend- my dad is banging his mother).     ...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:32:00 PST

5 is greater than 58: Did I mention I'm glad to be leaving my job?

At the pharmacy today, an old man walks up to the counter to pay for his prescriptions, which totaled $58.  Conversation as follows: Justin:  That'll be $58, Mr Old-Man. Old Man: Here you go...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

The End of an Error

     11 days to the wedding.  Great news, huh?  Better yet, in 8 days I will no longer be employed.  I know that many people would kill to walk in my shoes (or work ...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST