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Jesus

Add a dab of lavender to milk; leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it!

About Me

I'm the son/daughter of god.As are we all. Aww.. I ..

My Interests

TEH Hoff, burning things, burning vens, saving the world, taking care of sheep, watering flowers, writing essays on how to clean carpets, films, music, breathing, the usual, bit of studying every once in a while, animals, my wondrous friends, surviving, to VENt my anger, hell I don't know...

I'd like to meet:

David Hasselhoff, people who remember this film and everybody else

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

manic street preachers, hope of the states, idlewild, clann zú, muse, at the drive-in, suede, the jam, the clash, gang of four, echo and the bunnymen, joy divison, new order, british sea power, art brut, declan de barra, the departure, doves, million dead, godspeed you! black emperor, big black, pulp, sonic youth, I am kloot, buzzcocks, arcade fire, fugazi, franz ferdinand, refused, the mars volta, die sterne, …but alive, the cooper temple clause, kettcar, blur, calexico, tomte, the cure, ton steine scherben, einstürzende neubauten, nine inch nails, sigur ros, bloc party, rio reiser, rantanplan, the (international) noise conspiracy, garish, primal scream, the smiths, morrissey, the lost patrol, the movement, asian dub foundation, a perfect circle, heinz, interpol, radiohead, marcus wiebusch, the insanity that is bill bailey, the icarus line, maximilian hecker, mogwai, smashing pumpkins, minor threat, propagandhi, and of course the VENgaboys

Movies:

28 days later, a clockwork orange, all quiet on the western front (the 193don't ask me version), apocalypse now, cube, das boot, die blechtrommel (the tin drum), drei herren (no, you don't have to know it..Austrian film), festen, full metal jacket, Hundstage, la pianiste, lola rennt, lord of the rings, lost highway, monty python (pretty much all of them, but especially Life of Brian), plague dogs, saw, saw 2, se7en, shaun of the dead, star wars, sweet sixteen (the scottish ken loach film...not the mtv show!just in case someone is wondering...) the elephant man, the exorcist, trainspotting, velvet goldmine, watership down, Yes, my friends, I've organised them alphabetically (well, my computer did)

Television:

scrubs, spaced, (the) simpsons, south park and other shows that start with s...

Books:

the bible?

Heroes:

Bernard Black and Uni-Jesus

My Blog

wow, just wow

The Official UK Singles Chart : 08.10.2006 --> --> TW LW Wks --> --> --> --> --> --> 1 15 (2) Razorlight America (Vertigo) ...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

the joys of living at home with your parents...

my mum just stole my amazing low-fat herb cream cheese and gave it to some relatives who are visiting us today. presumptuousness!...
Posted by Jesus on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

back to life, back to reality

I can finally use all ten fingers again. Woooo. Why? Because, me being Jesus and all, I thought walking through a glass door should be a fairly easy task...well, turns out it isn't. So, I kinda ...
Posted by Jesus on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

insects were made by the devil

Today, I sat on the balcony with a fly swatter hunting summer chafers (maikäfer/junikäfer whatever, they're equally terrifying) Me and a friend used to collect them when we were kids and one of ...
Posted by Jesus on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST

for fuck's sake

ok summer holidays are here. I'll miss uni..a little bit by the way, if anyone reads this and has the slightest idea how to start a myspace offical hasselhoff religion chat room let me know.It's impor...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

ice cream and bears make life worth living

YAY one more exam and then I'm off till October YAY I ate rum ice cream today...and the packing looks like a rum barrel. Best.Thing.Ever They shot "problem bear Bruno" a few days ago.  A bear t...
Posted by Jesus on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

anacoluthon, litotes and catachresis

bored oh so very bored. scared tooI should revise for my exam tomorrow..but most of it is stuff like the one in my subject line thing.It's like a goddamn different language. I might as well could lear...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

run, forrest, run

It was a lovely day today, so I decided to walk the way from the train station to my home and somehow ended up in the middle of a triathlon.Important presentation tomorrow about cartoons like this one...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST

sus'n'the internet

I just realised that you can chat with/IM/whatever people on myspace... and it makes an odd accordion sound. I need to start doing something for good ol' university. 3 more weeks till the semester is...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

deep insight into life number 8,023

Apparently power adapters for laptops cost about 70 Euro nowadays.shite
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST