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MOSES

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About Me

Do not believe this man, or "son of God" as he is sometimes known, called "Jesus". He is an imposter, a fraud and a LIAR. I, yes I, Moses, am the original Jesus. It is a very long story how Jesus stole my ideas and I do not have time to inform you noble folk, BUT let me tell you that it involves rice, peas, gauging eyes, midgets and mamma mia. Need I say more? I have come to MySpace for all your Moses needs which I am sure are plenty. So drop me a line, tell me your problems and miracles will ensue...

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Well I would most certainly give Jesus "Five across the eyes". Also, I would very much like to convert you folk that say, "Jesus boasts numerous advantages over Moses, among them the ability to turn water into "crunk juice," copulate with five thousand hot babes at a time, and rise from the dead. All Moses did was burn some golden calf that would have been worth at least $5,000 on eBay". WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU! I have mystical powers that Jesus can only dream of. So whilst he had the rugged good looks and masculinity, I HAVE THE POWER.

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