It’s 5 in the morning. Whadaya expect?! |
I only do what is expected of me. By that I mean my actions are usually dictated by you or someone like you. Someone with cash on the other side of the counter from me. That also implies that I do not...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:15:00 PST |
Goodbye my love |
Cigarettes are the most delicious treat in the world. Most successful quitters will lie to you about that though. They're right to do so, I'm not knocking 'em, I'm just being honest. They don't want p...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:22:00 PST |
Bringing Civilization to California |
He walked into the room at around 3 in the afternoon. Bright light filtered in through the blinds on the west side of the house while the east side was dim. He walked through the middle of the room, i...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST |
Bloody Mary and Male Menstruation |
I love it when my nose bleeds. Nothing says drug addict like a fine stream of slowly clotting red mucous. Maybe I shouldn't attempt to be viewed as such, but when you're bleeding co...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST |
I'm fucking tired! |
Tired of people putting goddamn authors in their books section just because they want to be perceived that way. If you do this, take it down. That's more respectable than being a fucking liar. Great n...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST |
Attention Span |
Frank married Helen fresh out of college. They were as happy as a couple could be after twenty-eight years of marriage. He thought things were slowing down a little too much though....
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST |
Capitalist Pigs |
My lungs are in my feet. Every step pushes out a little too much air. I should have worn sandals. I can't catch my breath. It's a battle to climb up this hill. I can't afford a car ...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST |
video of me being awesome. |
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Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST |
i wonder if you will open this |
i wonder where i will be in five years. i wonder if my kids will talk to me about their problems when they are teenagers. i regret not having enough time to spend some of it with all you guys, i wonde...
Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:38:00 PST |
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Posted by Jon of a Thousand Suns on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST |
