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About Me

I'm pretty fucking awesome. Seriously. I'm one of the funnier and more intelligent women that you'll meet. I adore bookstores, Bottom of the Hill, giving compliments, paronomasia, showers, peeing when I really really need to go, tanning, laughing until I can't breathe, adventures, pictures, flying new places, Goober, having my hair played with, my white house boys, when people pick their noses in traffic like their windows are walls, when Cal Football wins, making breakfast, dance parties solo or in company, and bigggggg dorks. I'm not a fan of lengthy instructions, spicy food, traffic, the smell of McDonalds, costly music videos, lip liner applied outside the lip line, answering calls from unknown numbers, not having enough squares in a public toilet, and when clothes don't fully dry in the dryer but aren't wet enough to warrant the extra cycle. Oh and this little monster is my life:

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Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:31:00 GMT

. . .me whining. . .


Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:56:00 GMT

"Hey, let's not die until after finals"

The Short of it: I almost died. As is 10 minutes from dying. Jen saved me. Send her love if you are glad she did, or hate mail, I suppose, if you wish she would have just let me pass. Oh and DONATE BL...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:34:00 GMT

I ♥ sex.

I was recently called a slut by someone I once called a very good friend. I wrote this in response.I like sex.A lot.But I like it for me.And that doesn't make me a skeez.I don't love sex because I hav...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Travel Size

This was written by a very lovely guy who thinks I have some psychological problems. He's so endearing. Either way, this is his work and I think it's quite well written. I'm proud of him. :) Hope...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:17:00 GMT

Things I Find Funny Continued and Updated Regularly

When men cross their legs like women. Conversely, I also like when men stand/sit with their legs spread so far you can only assume that they have a rash and/or gential herpes outbreak and their balls ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:44:00 GMT

The law library

Je veux ravir chaque homme dans la bibliothèque de loi. Le quel est des barbes qui est si attrayant ?
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:44:00 GMT

Is that a tear? Dude, how does my hair look?

. . .like vultures they circle around  just waiting for the first sign of weakness. Jesus, a breakup is not a green light to fight for the "rebound" card. Guys are gross.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:06:00 GMT

Abdicate responsibility: What's in fashion in Fall ' 06.

It seems as though everyone has an excuse. I'm sorry but having some horrible tragedy, past experience, or negative circumstance does not excuse your behavior. Having a family emergency, a past of rej...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:56:00 GMT

israel and south africa steal friends.

  This was before Amanda and Nicolette ran away. South Africans and their poor education....grrr.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 13:15:00 GMT