From Larry:
I love Nancy with all of my small, cold heart. If I never met her, I would not have a reason to live. Well, Not that I did before. I mean, I'm a frail, old News Pundit. Not much purpose there.
I enjoy Nancy because she will empty my colostomy bag without complaint, unlike the small Cambodian children I hired before meeting her. I love the way her neck-flaps catch wind in the gentle Summer breeze, and how the scent of her Vagisil tickles my nose as i caress her grey love-lips with my dry, cat-like tounge.
From Nancy:
The first time I laid my eyes on Larry that night at that Taco Bell I knew he would be the one I would be with forever, or at least untill satan let's us back into the pits of hell (long story). He is the sexiest thing iv'e ever rubbed vagina necks with. I love his intoxicating smell of old cheese and ball sweat and the way the veins on his forehead pulse & bulge as he rides me. He makes love so hard, that it makes my bones creak.
