"Who the fuck needs a full band when you've got My [left] Uterus? Two people making more of a racket than most five pieces,drumming that will melt your knees into a shitty inferno, and a guitar so blazingly solid that fellow show patrons won't be surprised if you spontaneously combust on site. These gentlemen are doing you a favor by returning you to your rightful place in the earth only to be processed by oil companies many years down the road. MLU will leave your head screaming the phrase 'What the fuck am I doing with myself?' " - nfh
NEW STUFF "OUT" NOW!!!!
SAFG 26 mlu / lazy magnet "bond by circumstance" CS 30
in short - a mental retrospect where you realize the tension never involved eachother and how you will always attempt to avoid everything south of richmond. the best way to bond... it's truly 2009.
$4 ppd
NON-MLU RELEASES
SAFG 28? craow / alien overmind "ladies night out" CS 33
On a brisk evening in Orlando, FL nipples perked as these two young men clad in ill-fitting dresses and makeup sucessfully stimulated their erogenous zones. the idea was born and the tape is out.
$4ppd
SAFG 27 faster detail / outmode "split" CS 30
a chance meeting between two beat junkies just when the moods turned around during the "bond" tour. realizing this wasn't a pass-er-by lip service release never to come to fruition, both parties hopped up double time and got this done just in time for the mlu "boycation" tour.
packaged 11th hour style - recycled pbr boxes (found at skylab) highlighted & stamped.
$4ppd
COMING SOON
1 sided LP on HUMAN CONDUCT/CEPHIAS TREAT/ROOFLESS/SAFG
7" on SHARKBITE
<20 sec track on upcoming comp with 30 other bands via jeff zagers (rock banned)
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