Music, poetry, filmmaking, political activism, stand-up comedy.
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I'd like to meet:
God, if he's real. I've got some questions to ask that geezer.Also:
Music:
Hank Williams, Halfacre Gunroom, That Was Then, Cut The Tension, Get A Life, Bane, Comeback Kid, Cursed, Slapshot, Strife, Pink Floyd, Sleater-Kinney, PJ Harvey, Ani DiFranco, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Dead Milkmen, Agent Orange, Shelter, Never Is A Promise, David Gilmoure, Roger Waters, The No WTO Combo, Bad Brains, Fear, The AKA's, Fiona Apple, Bury The Living, Nina Gordon, The White Stripes, The Hives, The International Noise Conspiracy, The Promise, Bars, Evergreen Terrace, Casey Jones, The Hope Conspiracy, The Handshake Murders, Youth of Today, Strongarm (that's right, there's actually a Christian band that I like, also, old Zao, dammit, two! next thing I know I'll be in fucking church!), Carry On, Madball, American Nightmare, The Red Chord, The Warriors, Inside Out, Rage Against The Machine, Floorpunch, The Bouncing Souls, Bad Religion, Fucked Up Toes, Sheer Terror, Agnostic Front, Chain of Strength, Sick of It All, Negative FX, Adolescents, 7 Seconds, The Black Keys, Bishop, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, The Minitmen, Green Day, Ari Ari, One Way Letter, Leave It At The Door, Hollywood, The Suicide File, Tumor Circus, Mojo Nixon, Lard, The Legendary Shackshakers, Plain Meanness, The Reverend Horton Heat, Burn Baby Burn, At The Drive-In, Ninety-Pound Wuss, The Dresden Dolls, Robert Johnson, Isis, Pelican, Where Eagles Dare, Earth Crisis, Until The End (god dammit why'd they break up?), The Smashing Pumpkins, Simon and Garfunkle, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks (that's right, bitches, I love fuckin' Garth Brooks and there's nothing you can fucking do about it, that's what I grew up listening to in Butt-Fuck Arkansas and I still like it, so fuck you!), Radiohead, Sigur Ros, The Cranberries, (old) No Doubt, Sublime, Anti-Flag, The Descendents, and the list goes on and on and on and on..........................................................
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Movies:
The Deer Hunter,The Night of The HunterRolling ThunderEraserhead, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Pictureshow, Rocky (just the first one...okay, the one with Mr-T was good, too), Rambo movies (yeah, they're bad, but what can I say?), Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Fitzcaraldo, Nosferatu (both versions), Strozek, Cobra Verde, My Best Feind, Woyzeck, Heart of Glass, Burden of Dreams,Woyzeck,Shadow of the Vampire, The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, A Nightmare on Elm Street (first one and last one, fuck the rest), The Serpent and the Rainbow, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (parts one, two and the new remake-even though it's only "okay"), all three Evil Dead movies, Bubba Ho-tep, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, The Hidden Fortress, Throne of Blood, Ran, Lone Wolf and Cub (all six), any Zatoichi movie (especially Zatoichi meets Yojimbo), Samurai Assassin, the Samurai Triogy, The Passion of the Christ (okay, that one's a joke), Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom (okay, that one was just fucked up and I'll never ever watch that fucking thing ever again, I keep it to get rid of unwelcome guests), Canadian Bacon, Roger and Me, The Big One, Bowling For Columbine, Farenheit 9-11, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, Serial Mom, Cecil B. Demented, A Dirty Shame, Le Femme Nikita, Leon: The Professional, Four of the Apoclypse, Zombie, House by the Cemetery, City of the Living Dead, The Beyond (also, the badly cut American version, Seven Doors of Death), Tenebre, Cemetery Man, Cannibal Holocaust (okay...this was just fucking SICK),Navajo Joe,The Great Silence,A Fistful of Dollars,For A Few Dollars More,The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly,Once Upon A Time In The West,Once Upon A Time In America,Django,Django Kill!,A Bullet For The General,Cut Throats Nine,Last Man Standing,Red Sun,Run Man Run,The Milky Way,Solaris (both versions, though the Tarkovsky version is much, much better, though really fucking boring),Andrei Rublev,Stalker,Blood Simple,Raising Arazona,Barton Fink,The Big Lebowski,Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Ladykillers, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, The South Park Movie, The Ten Commandments (Okay, not really), Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, The Crazies, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Hellraiser, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, Silver Bullet, Road To Perdition (the American version of Lone Wolf and Cub), Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (both versions, though I prefer the old BBC version), Crimewave, Pitch Black, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Duel, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, Pump Up the Volume, GI Joe: The Movie,Transformers: The Movie,Bandwagon, This Is Spinal Tap, Monster's Ball, Dodge-Ball, Conan the Barbarian, Last Days, Star Wars (all six of them), Time Bandits, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lost in Lamancha, Combat Shock, Braveheart, School of Rock, Slacker, Waking Life, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the remake is okay), The Wizard of Oz, 21 Grams, Mystic River, High Plains Drifter, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Unforgiven, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Pale Rider, Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Tight Rope, Stranger Than Paradise, Down By Law, Mystery Train, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Coffee and Cigaretts, What Dreams May Come, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, The Prophecy, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Sin City, Kill Bill (both), El Topo, The Holy Mountain, Santa Sangre, The Coffin Joe Movies, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Trainspotting, Spun (this one's just okay)...you know what? Fuck the rest of them. This list will go on forever and ever. OH YEAH...AND THE DEVIL'S REJECTS IS FUCKING AMAZING!
Television:
Invader Zim, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Show, The Upright Citizen's Brigade, SCTV, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Hannity and Colems (okay, not really), Spongebob Squarepants (that's right, fuck anyone who makes fun of me, that shit's funny), Family Guy, South Park, and anything else that's worth a damn. Fuck FOX News. I am also a huge Transformers dork. G.I. Joe is fucking awesome as well.
Books:
My favorite author of all time is Hubert Selby Jr. I've only read two of his books all the way through and most of another one, but he left an impression on me that will never leave. And now he's dead and has so few books to read. Why must life suck?.. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/HLu9MO9qd1k" height="350" width="425"
..The Inferno, The Purgatorio by Dante Alighieri***The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillian by J.R.R. Tolkien***House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski***If Chins Could Kill, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell***Pretty much anything by Dashiell Hammett, especially Red Harvest. Gotta love those hard-boiled detective novels of the twenties and thirties!)***Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee! by Jhonen Vasquez***On The Road, Desolation Angels, The Dharma Bums, Some of the Dharma, Tristessa by Jack Keruac***Hunter S. Thompson is fucking God. Anything he put onto paper is like an angel sparklin' luugie! ***Slaughter-House Five, Breakfast of Champions, God Bless You Dr. Kevorkian, A Man Without A Country by Kurt Vonnegut***The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides***Pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk (yeah, Fight Club fucking rules and you all know it!)**Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi***American Hardcore: A Tribal History by Steven Blush***Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken***Anything by Ann Coulter (that's right, fuckers! I like her shit! I like to think that she's really just a very sarcastic comedian and that this whole thing is a ruse, but that's just me, wouldn't that be a gasser, though?)***Look Homeward, Angel, You Can't Go Home Again by Thomas Wolfe***First Blood, The Totem, Fireflies by David Morrell (that's right, Rambo was a book first, and he get's his head blown off at the end)***'salem's Lot, The Shining, The Stand, The Dark Tower Books (though I haven't finished them, I like them so far), The Green Mile, Different Seasons, Rage (as Richard Bachman, this story is not published anymore because of all the school shootings, which sucks, because someone stole my copy and now I can't get it....and as far as people who think shit like that inspire people to kill, well, I'll let Jhonen Vasquez do the talking: "Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!!! Movies, books, t.v., music-they're all just entertainment. Not guidebooks for damning yourself!"), Desperation, The Regualtors (as Richard Bachman again), The Dark Half, On Writing, and a bunch of short stories by Stephen King***Another Good Loving Blues by Arthur Flowers (thanks Justin, you fag)***The Stranger, The Plague, The Fall by Albert Camus***No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre (his other stuff pretty much sucks. I like what he was trying to say, but god damn he was a shitty writer!)***The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The Restaurant At The End of the Universe, Life, The Universe and Everything, So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish, Mostly Harmless (I haven't read all of this five part trilogy, but the few I've read are amazing and probably the funniest books I've ever read) by Douglas Adams***The Red Meat books by Max Cannon***A Right to be Hostile: The Boondocks Treasury by Aaron McGruder***The New American Splendor Anthology by Harvey Pekar (with artwork by: Jim Woodring, Joe Zabel, Gerry Shamray, Chester Brown, Spain, Drew Freiedman, and R. Crumb)***The R. Crumb Coffee Table Art Book, R. Crumb's Kafka (Written by: David Zane Mairowitz and, of course, Franz Kafka) by R. Crumb (I know what you're thinking: "No shit." Right?)***The Preacher books by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon (I think there might have been another artist at some point, but who gives a fuck?)***The Scud The Desposable Assassin books by Rob Schrab***Battle Pope by Robert Kirkman***Powers Volume One: Who Killed Retro Girl by Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming***Samurai Executioner Volume One: When The Demon Knife Weeps by Kazuo Koike and Goseki Kojima (the guys who did Lone Wolf and Cub, which is also good)***I Am Legend, What Dreams May Come by Richard Matheson***The Dune Books, The White Plague by Frank Herbert***The Yage Letters by William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg***poetry by: Emily Dickenson***Allen Ginsberg***Dylan Thomas***Langston Hughes***Jewel (yeah, that's right)***Jack Keruac***e.e. cummings***Monika Hooper***Lawrence Ferlengheti (that's probably not spelled right)***Sylvia Plath***Robert W. Service***and a whole helluva lot more.
Heroes:
George W. Bush. That's right. I said it. Retards never acomplish anything in life. Look what this one did!Okay, not really. I guess my hero would be Jesus, even though I don't really believe he was the son of God. He was still a really cool guy who had lotsa cool things to say. But, as usual, brain-dead ape-people destroyed him because they were too stupid to understand him. Hank Williams Sr. is one of my biggest heroes. He was a fucking drunk, but you know what? He put out some of the best and certainly most influential music of all time. Hell, most genere's wouldn't even be around if it weren't for this guy. So bow down before him and worship him as your GOD! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Also, Bill HicksDavid CrossHunter S. ThompsonBilly Bob ThorntonSatan (he never gives up, does he?)Scrambled Eggs with Cheese in them from Waffle House (mmmmm.....)Robert RodriguezToshiro Mifuneand maybe Ann Coulter, just because her balls are bigger than mine are. .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="..." height="1" width="1"
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