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Swindizmal

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

About Me

All things in this profile are the beliefs of the profile-holder and in now way reflect the views of anyone else ... unless of course those anyones agree with me and then I guess it does reflect your views. hmmm? Yeah, so I have to say something like that for work b/c work ... well, as we all know, work sux ... but that's just my opinion .. or is it? Oh yeah, and if you don't know that myspace pages are the representation of the profile-holder and not their employers, well you're a jackass and prolly shouldn't be allowed to procreate. [I was asked to do this, but I bet this isn't what they wanted :=) ]I play (or should I say have played — whatever) in two bands. Check em' out if you want:CandyCoatedWarheadsTheSundownersDEFY EVERYTHING!!!


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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. Music: Performing and watching/listening to other performers

I'd like to meet:

God, so I could get all "Preacher" on him. Of course, I don't have The Word, so I don't know that I'd have much to come at him with. My version of going off on god would have to be more like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Ah don't get your panties in a twist. I know the world's problems aren't god's fault. How could the world's problems be the fault of anything other than people. But then again, isn't that wher god lies as a fictional character that represents the single consciousness we all share. Ah whatever.Would you like fries with that?

Music:

Tool, Johnny Cash, Pennywise, Rancid, Sublime, Stretch Armstrong, Pre-80s and early 80s Aerosmith (a few songs from the 90s but only a few), Few Left Standing, REM, The Misfits, The Dead Kennedys, Rise Against, The Rise, The Refused, Willie Nelson, Neil Young, Bush, Nas, Eminem, System of a Down, The AKAs, Candy Coated Warheads, A Perfect Circle, Snapcase, Ani Difranco, Weezer, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Soundgarden, The Melvins, White Trash Rebels muthafucker!!!, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Cake, Offspring, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, Sevendust, Rebel Meets Rebel, Hank Williams III, Radiohead, Ra, Primus, Presidents of the United States, Pixies, any Ozzy songs that Randy Rhodes played on, NIN, Modest Mouse, Live, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani (fuck you, he's a badass guitarist), Incubus, Duke Ellington, J.S. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Deftones, Comeback Kid, Cypress Hill, 2 Pac.... this could go on forever.... .. width="425" height="350" .. Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial diseases along the way. You're more of an optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius. But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
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Movies:

300, Sin City, Shawshank Redemption, I Am Legned, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, The Matrix and Mememto. .. width="425" height="350" .. *The Seven Samurai *Tombstone *Blow *Hellraiser (especially the early ones) *Seven *Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels *Heavy Metal *Clockwork Orange *Pulp Fiction *Kill Bill *Resevoir Dogs *Snatch *The Transporter *28 Days Later *Unforgiven *Happy Gilmore *Ace Ventura *Full Metal Jacket *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind *Vanilla Sky *Alien *Predator *Waiting *Sin City *Daredevil *Tai chi Fists *Hero *From Hell *Romper Stomper *American History X *Hustle and Flow *Pitch Black *Pirates of the Carribean *All the Star Wars movies *Anything Cheech and chong did together *How High *Harold and Kumar go to White Castle... it never ends...

Television:

Though, I don't really like TV that much because it makes me feel too much like a zombie, I do really like these shows, some of which don't even come on anymore: Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle's Show, Mr. Show with Bob and David (not how they show it on Comedy Central. That show is not meant to be interrupted with commercials and the thought of doing so is insulting, not to mention detrimental to the genious of how each sketch flows into the next!!), Family Guy, Futurama, Dragonball Z/Gt, Trigun, Cartoons Fucking Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

*Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk *Journals by Kurt Cobain *On the Road by Jack Kerouac *Killing Custer by James Welch *Kingless Land by Ed Greenwood *Forward the Mage by Richard Roach and Eric Flint *Dragonsbane *The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien *Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift *Ceremony by Leslie Silko *Hard Times by Charles Dickens *Running a Thousand Miles for Freedom by William and Ellen Craft *Basically any comic book is cool with a few exceptions, which obviously suck (archie, anything put out by disney, you know) Regardless, the man is and always will be Spiderman bitches. (I feel it's important to mention that thus far, I have not been that impressed with the movies, however. Sin City and 300 really did it right. comic book movies need a lot of that internal monologue that follow the action. It feels more like a comic book that way.) Some other favorite comics would be: X-Men, Spawn (and all of the off-shoots), Preacher (thanks David!), Wolverine and Wanted.

Heroes:

* Bill Hicks *Ghandi *Beethoven *Jonathan Swift *Jimi Hendrix *Cliff Burton *Willie Nelson *Johnny Cash *Larry Flint *Tommy Chong *Bob Marley *Richard Pryor *Aaron McGruder *Dr. Timothy Leary (good try man, too bad the government reacted so quickly)

My Blog

Time to piss off some military

Please allow me to repeat a damn fine observation and in the process piss off some hardline right-wingers: I don't think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be presid...
Posted by Swindizmal on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:10:00 PST

Blog it like its hot

Ok, this will be a waste of your time, but I'm bored, got nothing to do, and haven't posted anything in a while, so here goes.Those who know me very well at all know a bunch of crazy shit happened at ...
Posted by Swindizmal on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST

What’s wrong with old people?

While listening to the police scanner at work today, one incident in particular really caught my attention. The dispatcher said that some older woman had called and complained about young kids playing...
Posted by Swindizmal on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:05:00 PST

A life in the day ...

You wake up in a cold sweat with the covers spread across the bed and the flooor  anywhere but on you. You can't quite remember what you were dreaming about, just one of those running dreams. You run...
Posted by Swindizmal on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

Stupid little people

People are stupidSo easily they get angryCan't control their emotionsSo, they lose their tempersAnd fighting ensuesPeople are hard-headedThey get so frustratedThe little things people say bring them d...
Posted by Swindizmal on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:41:00 PST

Savior Someone

Someone needs to question all these goings onRetaliating statesmen hidden behind their bombsThe economy is crashing,probably cause' it ain't realNo face-to-face interactionsBecause our gods won't make...
Posted by Swindizmal on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

new work from my mind  and maybe yours

Watz up all. I'm about to start working on a new piece of fiction set in pre-European America. It's not going to be historically accurate by any means (plans for mythical creatures and characters pull...
Posted by Swindizmal on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:18:00 PST

My nose is about to start bleeding!!!

I think Jon got me sick. This sux. All day at work I've had a runny nose and an uncontrollable cough. And even though the medication I'm using is non-drowsy, it must be affecting my brain cause I mana...
Posted by Swindizmal on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

"You're a grouch Oscar." "I live in a goddamn trash can!!"

So apparently I'm a grouch. What of it?You Are Oscar the GrouchGrumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside,...
Posted by Swindizmal on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

An Acidless Trip w/ Tool

Note: I'm really tired and have to be at work in the afternoon, so I'm not reading over this. To be honest, I didn't mean to make it so long, but I have a knack for going off on tangents. Anyway, if t...
Posted by Swindizmal on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:52:00 PST