I smell ..... |
I smell dick... do you burp again....
Posted by Clarence on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Public Transportation |
Yay, I rode the public bus all by myself today.. It was so scary but I had to be brave.. I'm going to go to collage now so i might have to ride it a lot more in the future.. Think I might have to prac...
Posted by Clarence on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST |
My Sister wanted ...... |
OMG, My sister Gina wanted to go to the local hospital gift shop to buy this lil girls tea set for my mother for mother's day.. There's just something wrong with going to a hospital gift shop to...
Posted by Clarence on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST |
Mom always knows...... |
A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, duringthe course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsomePaul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of ...
Posted by Clarence on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:34:00 PST |
If God wanted... |
If God wanted us to fly he woulda stuck rockets up our asses !!
Posted by Clarence on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:36:00 PST |
My nephew Gregory |
My nephew Gregory was in his car seat riding in my car a few days ago. He had melted chocolate M&Ms all over his face when he suddenly said, " Ewww nasty butthole"
Posted by Clarence on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:44:00 PST |
SuperBowl commercials..... |
Was it just me or did the SuperBowl commercials this year majorly suck !!
Posted by Clarence on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:18:00 PST |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passi...
Posted by Clarence on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:34:00 PST |
Am I too sexy ?? |
When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you,And everyone is ignoring you,You should start asking yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
Posted by Clarence on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST |
Presidential Pardons of 2005 |
Here are a few ppl who got Presidential pardons in 2005.....
Charles Ellis McKinley of Pall Mall, Tennessee. Sentenced in 1950 to two years probation for violation of IRS liquor laws.
Bobby Frank Kay ...
Posted by Clarence on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:46:00 PST |
