Pauly-oly-oh

I'd like to meet:

Movies:

Television:

The Office,
Heroes,
Lost,
boy meets world,
My Gym Partners a monkey,
Metalocalypse

Books:

How I met sals Mom,
The island of blue dolphins,
How i met Baileys Mom and Dad (sexy style),
How to get rid of the crabs from sal and bailey parents in 3 easy steps!,
And anything fantasy i.e. Harry Potter, the bible, and Lord of the Rings

Heroes: