Hairy balls, grunting and whipped cream! |
It's that time of year folks, where the british population cares about Tennis, a time where Women claim to love Tennis, they just never get a chance to watch it, and where men hope for 2 weeks of glor...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:23:00 PST |
Stupid Stuff to Happen to Rich; Part 10 - The Day We Got Condemned to Hell! |
It's been ages since I've told a boring-ass life story, so I might as well tell you, Andrew Newbury and I are going to hell!
Last Summer, on one of the rare days when the sun actually shone,...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST |
Am I getting old already? |
We’re 5 months removed from my 24th birthday and we’re hurtling towards my 25th (September 9th, remember that date!!) and I’ve realised that I think I’m old already!
Now, I don...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:22:00 PST |
Keep yourselves clean! |
As you should all probably know by now, for whatever reason there is, either surreal things either happen to me, or I'll be in the vicinity, but this was a one in a million.I decided to pop round...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:21:00 PST |
"SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY!" We know! We dont care! |
It's been a long ass time since I've talked to you lovely lot, mainly because I've not been arsed, nothing's pissed me off enough, and I flat out had nothing to write about.
However, all that is about...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:13:00 PST |
Ive made my list and Ive checked it twice! |
It's the month before ChristmasOur focus now shiftsTo buying little bastardsExtortionate gifts.But something will changeIt's not like beforeNo Santa down the chimneyIt's me through your doorI remember...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:16:00 PST |
My New Religion: Jehovah says "You Didn’t See a Damned Thing!" |
I've been in a really good mood for the longest time, I was my birthday last month, I've been in fantastic health, I got a new Chargers shirt (I know we're only 1-3, shut up, this has nothing to do wi...
Posted by Rich on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST |
Mick Philpott is the thieving fuckface! |
Since Bernard Manning has passed away, I was sorely lacking a figure in my life that I could project onto, basically someone that I could blame everything that is wrong with the world on, and I have f...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST |
Maybe I should follow Jodie Marshs lead! |
When I heard of Jodie Marsh's show "Totally Jodie Marsh", I wondered what it was. Then I found it it was pretty much an audition-based programme based on romance and relationships, I immediately...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:58:00 PST |
How to escape captivity! |
Have you ever watched a film or something on TV, and thought "Well, why doesn't he..."? It all seems so simple, you don't need a tattooed brother/supermodel who just so happens to have desi...
Posted by Rich on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST |
