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Mr. Tyne and Wear

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence

About Me

There's nobody that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious, I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

My Interests

Ultraviolence

I'd like to meet:

If you love Punk Rock, if you love fighting - or ideally a well balanced combination of the two - then you're okay.

Music:

Beethoven

My Blog

Newcastle Fight Night, June 15th

Sunday 15th at the Fed, I'll be fighting Eric Dericarrere of Holland over 5 rounds, full Thai rules. Tickets £25, nearly sold out so get with it quick....
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:47:00 PST

Getting hitched

Brace yourselves ladies, try to curb your disappointment and heartbreak. Mr Tyne and Wear is gonna marry Miss Killy. Date as yet to be set. I went and got her name inked on the back of my neck, so it ...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

Irving vs. Doski @S+S 5 - Sun Feb 3rd

First defence of the belt is against former champion Lee Doski, and given that he vacated the title as opposed to losing it, it's as much his as mine. Doski is a good all rounder with about 25 fights ...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

S+S British title fight, Oct 28th, Gateshead Fed brewery

.. After a pretty long lay off I'm taking on Lee Doski for the Strike and Submit British Title. Doski is solid and has plenty fights under his belt, so I'm expecting a good hard scrap. If you want a t...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:37:00 PST

Everybody is a cage fighter nowadays.

I used to think it would be great if everybody knew what ultimate fighting was all about. I was so horribly wrong. Not only does every roid monster, S.I.A. badge having, numbnut, who somehow found eno...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

Spam, spam, eggs, chips and spam.

I understand the point of bullshit Nigerian banking scams, herbal penis enlarging pills and discount pharmaceuticals, even if I am baffled as to who actually falls for them (Presumably if you're old e...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST

Irving vs. Jenkins 2

The long awaited rematch is now in the books - Draw. I'll be taking a bit of time away from the cage to let my body heal up, so if anyone can clue me up about what ordinary people who don't enjoy gett...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

http://theknuckledraggers.blogspot.com/

Knuckledraggers news page
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

Cagewarriors LW tourney result

Big thanks to everyone who came down to support me, especially Pete Tiarks and Ian Malone, who gave up their entire weekend to work my corner and suffered the sauna car with me. Unfortunately I just ...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

Starbucks of Rock

The Carling Academy can suck my balls. These fucks have screwed the 'alternative' scene for all the kids coming through now. I went to Rancid on monday night, and left before they even set foot on the...
Posted by Mr. Tyne and Wear on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST