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John

Strike a Pose Muvva Fukkas!!

About Me

Holler up biatches! Thanks for popping by my page and being faaabulous ;) I'm John - 22 year old freelance Graphic Illustrator and full-time Home Furnishing Advisor for IKEA ltd. Yes, it's all wanky bollocks isn't it! But we love it ;)About me, well I'm completely obsessed with all things Marilyn Monroe - and who isn't?! ;) I don't know why and it's in your best interests not to question it.On the superficial, I love having fun, acting the goat, drawing, painting, writing, singing in an over-the-top way, reading, and playing my games! Yes, you are looking at Mr. 200+ hours on final fantasy x hehe shame I can't say I'm as dedicated to FFXII, I'm working so much I can't find the time - and when it's the weekend I just wanna go out!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Lust Brock
Birthday: 13th May 1984
Birthplace: London, England
Current Location: London, England
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown
Height: 5ft 11in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue converse with leopard print laces
Your Weakness: Lust
Your Fears: Honey Dew Melons
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Show them all!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL probs
Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG is that the time?!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have no idea
Your Bedtime: Ranges between late and very late
Your Most Missed Memory: Any relating to my Grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither! Give me Twinnings if its gotta be funny tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, I don't do Vanilla :p
Cappuccino or Coffee: OMG CAWFEEE
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: Frequently
Do you Sing: Constantly - my life is one big musical
Do you Shower Daily: I don't own a shower ;)
Have you Been in Love: No - and lets leave it at that shall we? lol
Do you want to go to College: Been there! Done that!
Do you want to get Married: I dunno? To who? haha
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, I can handle it
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I've seen worse than me
Are you a Health Freak: Hardly - a 10pk of doughnuts and Iam yours
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah unless we talk
Do you like Thunderstorms: Where is my umbrella!
Do you play an Instrument: I 'play' the bodhran...haha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...should I have?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No...again, should I have?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but life IS a stage as the theatricals say
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, ignored is closer to the truth
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Can't say I have - I feel boring
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few hearts maybe :p
Ever been Drunk: Oh probably, I don't recall
Ever been called a Tease: No, but called someone else one
Ever been Beaten up: No I always beat the bastards
Ever Shoplifted: Once, it was a finger puppet of a crocodile
How do you want to Die: In an over-the-top glamourous way involving a feather boa and a glitter ball
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bigger than Angelina Jolie's lips!
What country would you most like to Visit: America!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black - love 'em dark
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: Roughly same as me, makes things easier
Weight: Not a porker? Do I sound sizeist? lol
Best Clothing Style: Something original and funakdelic!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: I couldn't count
Number of Piercings: None as yet, I don't wanna look a complete fag!
Number of Tattoos: None, although I want a photorealistic one of Marilyn Monroe on my left butt-cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I wanna be like Madonna and say 'absolutely no...regrets' and then do some boxing moves at the air
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You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Interests

Le Glam (embodied by her majesty Marilyn Monroe), pop art and contemporary illustration, going out and dancing, meeting new people, trying in vain to find someone who isn't a commitment-phobic biazarro.
I can guarantee you if I can get the chance I'll drop Marilyn into ANY conversation, whether it be about chocolate, the economic climate in Rio or the tragic story of your dead cat.
I'd say I was intense - in every way. Everything I do is fuelled by an intensity - if you stand close enough I am sure you'll feel it leaking from somewhere.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe - its just such a shame she is no longer with us! If only my time machine would work again cos I'd go back and have Mojitos with my favourite gal.

Music:

Madonna, Kylie, Oasis, Queen, Killers, Goldfrapp, Stereophonics, Carpenters, Ash, Alanis Morrisette, Destinys Child, Britney, Alishas Attic, CSS, Whitney, Mariah, Scissor Sisters, SWV, The Thrills, The Stills, The Kooks, ABBA, George Michael, Beach Boys, TLC, Annie Lennox, Dannii, Beatles, Prince, Bloc Party, John Lennon, Bowie, M People, Mamas and Papas, KT Tunstall, Liiiiza Minnelli, MARILYN MONROE, Stones, Sugababes, Spices, Bea Arthur, Billie Holiday, Marlene Dietrich, MSTRKRFT

Movies:

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Seven Year Itch, Niagara, Some Like It Hot, All About Eve, The Adventures of Priscilla - Queen of the Desert, The Matrix, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars - Return of the Jedi, Muriels Wedding, Quills, Heavenly Creatures, Cabaret, Chicago, Wizard of OZ, Batman Returns...I can't think!!!!OMG I know the 1963 'The List Of Adrian Messenger' makes me feel sick when they all peel off their faces - I get all shivery haha

Television:

FATHER TED - the show was the BEST everrrr!!!! Little Britain and the bitch-fest that is Big Brother - don't really watch much TV i must admit! I LOVE my 80's TV shows like Golden Girls (all about Bea Arthur), THUNDERCATS, He-Man, She-Ra, The Wuzzles, My Little Pony :p Dungeons and Dragons, Rainbow!! Rosanne, Get Along Gang, Tom and Jerry, BIG BAD WOLF

If anyone remembers this show, I *RATE* you :D

Books:

Obv. LOTR trilogy, Harry Potter!! Umm, William Goldings The Lord of the Flies - such a v.cool book to read yars! Loads and loads of Marilyn Monroe biographies, exposés, conspiracy theories - all that gumph! Should add at this point Neil Gaimans 'The Sandman' series - why am I so slow? Oh and I adore Dream and Desire :p

Heroes:

MARILYN MONROE!!!!! Need I say anymore! ;)Other than that, family members really as soppy as that sounds! :)

My Blog

I want to be swallowed by a giant electro disco

that is all.
Posted by John on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST

I'm launching an International Pop Career...

...and I hope you bitches are ready for it x
Posted by John on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST

You Know You Are Losing The Plot When...

...Simon le Bon is suddenly attractive...You can hum the Discovery Home and Leisure channel theme tune...You wake up and the first thing you think of is MEATBALLS...There are 6 new people on your MSN ...
Posted by John on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Graduation!!!

Yes, today I shall be sweating the proverbials off in that flappy old gown and trying in vain to stop my hat slipping over my face as I stepup to the podium to recieve a small scroll of paper - a symb...
Posted by John on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:49:00 PST

I am the Endless!

Hello everyone :D Incase you think I have gone potty, do not fret for I have not ;) I have set myself a little project - to dress up as each of the Endless characters from the amazing Neil Gaiman 'The...
Posted by John on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

MY EXHIBITION

Hi everyone! If you ain't aware, I'm gonna be a graduate soon! And I get the chance to show off my wares at the degree show! So come along! The Atlantis Gallery146 Brick LaneLondonE11st June - 6pm-10p...
Posted by John on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:14:00 PST

Bitches, Itches and the Six Pack Nation

I kinda deleted the last 'life-affirming' journal as the smell of the rancid bunny boiling in the background was making me hack. But hell, here I am again, hiding my true intentions behind bad jokes a...
Posted by John on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:08:00 PST

Turn! Turn and face me!

Well I turned 22 just yesterday and shockingly I felt exactly the same as I did prior to the event. I at least expected maybe a finger to drop off or my hair to suddenly go all grey (as cool as that w...
Posted by John on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:50:00 PST

Public Announcement

I...I'm so fake,your heart is all I want to break.I...I'm so two-faced,your ass is all I want to take.I...I'm gonna stab you in the back,then I'm gonna check out your rack.I...I'm so stupid,...
Posted by John on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST