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About Me

I'm a bad ass black cat. What more can I say? I got on here to pass the time and to peep the scene on the Internet. My human roommate is a big phat loser who's never home. And when he is home, he's either got his nose all up in some book or he's sleeping like the lazy bastard that he is. I mean, I sleep all day too, but I'm supposed to do that. Foolio needs to go out and get himself a real job so I can eat better kibble than that 99 cent store crap he brings home. I deserve better. Anyway, I live in Silverlake but I'm not one of those funny looking hipsters. I mean, seriously, don't they have any self-respect? People have said that I sound like a cross between a goat and Jello Biafra. I was conceived when my mom disappeared for a month, so maybe she fooled around with a black sheep or something. Who knows? Perhaps the DEVIL is my daddy. Either way, throw up them horns, bitches!

My Interests

Sleepin', creepin' and peepin'. Chillin'. Freestylin'. Stayin' outta the sun. Lookin' cute so I gets what I want. Being irritating so I gets what I want. Cuddlin' (when I feels like it!) Eatin' fresh fish. Starin' outta windows. Disliking humans. Beatin' the crap outta dogs. Bein' better than you.

I'd like to meet:

All da other cats up in this shit. FELINES 4 LYFE, mothafuckas!

Music:

I like tha phat beatz. My dork-ass human listens to too much of that ambient electronic crap cause he's a no-good stoner. Like, whoa, trippy sounds, man! Bleep! Bloop! Give me a break. I listen to that dirty-ass ghetto 'n gangsta shit, like Ludicris, Geto Boys, N.W.A., Notorious B.I.G., Tupac (Wesside is tha besside!), Mystikal, E-40, Choppa, Giz, The Coup, Dead Prez, y'all get the idea. DJ's Shadow, Spooky, Q-bert and Krush are da bomb! I'm also into Black Metal (especially Marduk, Goatwhore, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, you get the idea ....m/ ).

Books:

One good thing about my human is that he has a kickin' book collection. I'm into surrealist literature, Artaud, Steve Erickson, a lot of weird European, Asian and Latin American lit. Recently, I've gotten into the contemporary L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E poetry (couldn't they have come up with a better name?) that my human leaves strewn all around the room. Pretty innovative stuff. Blanchot's pretty dope. I still can't make heads or tails outta those Deleuze and Guattari characters tho.

Heroes:

BEGEMOT is in tha HOUSE! Tho it up!