UNCLE FUNK (Unsigned, Unmanaged, and Undressed)

The Story of Mikey:Mikey was born in a chimpanzee colony in Zimbabwe. Where at age 2 he was smuggled to the U.S. by Jane Goodall. After her subsequent death by poachers. He was adopted by an Amish family, where he was shaved from head to toe, and taught to rap and play guitar. At age 18, Mikey was sent out on his own to find his way in the world as all young chimps do. He settled in Sayreville, NJ, where he found his musical soul-primate in Stevie Skins.The Story of Stevie:Stevie was born into a family of archeologists. Since he was born, his family's goal was to locate and capture the Loch Ness Monster. They would camp by the lake day and night in hopes of one day seeing Nessy's mammoth head surface from the murky deep. Year after year went by with no success. Then one day, Stevie said to his father, the renowned archeologist, Dr. Helmut Von Skins, "Father, I am sick and fucking tired of looking for this cocksucking water lizard, I want to be a normal kid. I want to play and frolic, and be molested by priests like all normal young boys do." His father was aghast. He disowned young Stevie and banished him to the desolate waste land of New Jersey. Where he met Mikey and started a misfit band called UNCLE FUNK.JUSTIN (NEW BASSIST)- Justin was born as a young squid in the Nebuloid star cluster in the C5 sector of the Milky Way galaxy. When he was just 9 years old, his family began their sacred pilgrimige to Ceres, the largest asteroid in the asteroid belt. On the way, Justin and his family became seperated when his craft was hit by a rogue asteroid, knocking him millions of miles off course, where Earth's gravity pulled him in. He crash landed his spacecraft into North Jersey, where he quickly adapted himself into a strapping young male in an effort to look like the natives. He began playing bass guitar in an effort to emulate the deep pitch of his native tongue in order to communicate with his parents. Somehow, he made aquiantences with Mike and Steve. Although they couldnt help him reunite with his parents, they did offer him a job playing bass, which he readily accepted.From there, the boys went on to create a sound of funk/reggae/rap/rock/punk among other things. With subject matter ranging from war, politics, sex, to haircuts, and fart jokes.And that is the story of UNCLE FUNKALL SONGS RECORDED @

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