S. Herbert Ebenezer Salmon W. Prescott

About Me

"Lemme give you a little advice...there's three rules that I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that...everything else is cream cheese."

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My Interests

Music:

TooL, Pink Floyd, RHCP, Sound of Urchin, Beck, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Ween, Mr. Bungle, Beatles, Tenacious D, Tom Waits, Outkast, Bob Dylan, James Brown, Del Jugo, etc.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Fight Club, Heat, Dead Man, Kingpin, True Romance, Super Troopers, Rounders, Weekend at Bernies, Full Metal Jacket, Tombstone

Television:

Prison Break, 24, Flight of the Conchords, Entourage, Mr. Show, Heroes, Top Chef

Books:

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, The Doors of Perception, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas