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Nevada UglyHead

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a big dork. I LOVE fake cheese sauce. Sometimes when I sneeze it hurts my forearm. I wish I was Mexican. I have a skeleton in my closet (literally). I lie about my name when they ask for it at restaurants.

My Interests

I get infatuated with people I hear on the radio. Like John Roderick, or Colin Meloy, or maybe even Ira Flatow.

I'd like to meet:

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These are my wonderful friends..

Music:

I like the same things you like. I swear.

Movies:

I saw the preview - I think it's my favorite.

Television:

Television rots your brain. (But I like HGTV anyways)

My Blog

Animals!!

There's something living under my house.  I went under there the other day and fixed one of the ducts that was off of its register.  There was a big hole in the ground and a pile of fur next...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST

This article sums up my life:

Day Spent on Internet Comes Full Circle
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

A Very Important Update!

The latest events in my life: * I'm getting obsessed with roller derby again.  I tried to resist because I know it can take up all my time.  But my resistance was futile.  Today I decid...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:30:00 PST

cooperation

So, we're finally set to close on the house on Monday!  We ran into a big snag yesterday and I was ready to call it all off.  But then I learned a lesson about how cooperative people become ...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

buying a house and other non-sexual fantasies

(Have you ever googled the word "fantasies"?  It made me feel like a sicko.) Since I got back to Paducah I had been trying to decide if I could afford to buy a house.  After some searching I...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

Dear Catastrophe Waitress

I finally got a job!  I'm following my dreams of becoming a waitress!  During the interview the manager said, "You know - you're a little overqualified." But the last thing I want to do righ...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

no motivation

I'm having trouble finding the motivation to get a job.  When I run into relatives and tell them that, they say it's okay because I should take some time off after the navy.  But I've been o...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Changed my plans - big surprise!

I'm going to move back to Paducah, Kentucky.  When I left there (ten years ago) I swore that I would never go back.  Because it sucks.  But now that I'm older or wiser or something, I'm...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

not enough answers

I have so many questions about this picture:Why was Karma doing that?  Why can't I have legs like hers?  Whose hand is on me?  Why am I holding baby powder?  Isn't Nina's hand a li...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

Yeah, so what?

Here's some updates on my life, because I know you care.  1.  I'm going to stay in Corpus for at least a year because I'm addicted to roller derby and I love all my friends here.  I'm s...
Posted by Nevada UglyHead on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST