Tim

Intensely spiritual, non religious, non-denominational, non-sectarian, Passionate yet Calm, Dichotomy, complicated yet at ease, I CHANGE (evolve spiritually, and move forward, on a moment to moment basis, while living IN the moment). I'm also part hippy, part geek, part preppy, part jock, part undefined, non partisan, pro freedom, occasionally accused of being metrosexual (look it up) even tho I am not, and I'm definitely a bit silly and occasionally downright stupid.I study individual rights in law, not a fan of attorneys nor the current government (and I teach people how to deal with both), and am indirectly involved politically (supporting Ron Paul's efforts; I'm an unbiased non-registered non-voter and will remain that way). Would kick Bush in the right butt cheek, and Hillary Rotten in the left, if I had the opportunity. And kick HARD, I would. REAL HARD.Love music. Love health and fitness. Eat extremely clean with weekend cheating. Non smoking non drinking.In short, no fun whatsoever.I enjoy bungee jumping off New York State Thruway Bridges during rush hour, picking my nose, hanging upside down (sometimes hanging upside down WHILE picking my nose), spinning myself dizzy in public places, mooning large crowds, and streaking as often as possible in densely populated areas or where ever there's ample amounts of easy-to-shock 20-something females. I also enjoy eating crayons and running with scissors.................................................... ............................................................ ........................................................Hope fully you can discern where my humor is and isn't. If you can't tell which is which, all the more fun......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................ I've been told I smell amazing. I've been told I smell awful. I prefer the former. I've been told I'm a great listener, and a great talker. I prefer the latter. I drive like your grandma's Grandma, except a little slower. I oftentimes like to pretend I'm the star of a reality show that everyone can't wait to tune into, and that cameras follow me everywhere I go. I am a very agile fellow with excellent coordination and athleticism until I walk on a slippery surface; at which point I slip and fall very readily (but only in front of large crowds; usually to my dismay, and their delight). The thing I hate MOST about life: Having to pull my penis out of my right foot's sock every time I have to urinate. Being overly endowed has some major disadvantages............................................... ............................................................ ......................................................... I'm out to create large scale change one person at a time. Positive change that everyone can relate to. I can't live on this planet without making a positive difference.................................................. ............................................................ ..................+++I love short shorts on women.+++................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .........................................................I manage rental property and tutor people in law matters. I love and adore all of my off-and-online friends more than they realize; both my "brothers and sisters" as well as my acquaintance friends; absolutely cherish them all, with all my heart. I would hug them every day if only they'd let me (they won't). I will likely keep all my "friends" below visible just to show my appreciation, (and to make it look like I actually HAVE friends). I personally know a great many of them, please VISIT them, they are *wonderful* people. (Hint to guys new to Myspace: If you get half-naked women asking for an add, do you *really think* you could be THAT lucky? Don't let legs, breasts and butts make you beg, fret, and bust).Speaking of, I am single and open to yet a *new* friend. Preferably a woman, but I'm open to men who look like Jessica Alba, Halle Berry (before she shaved his head), or Britney Spears (before she shaved his head).I, I, I, it's all about ME here isn't it.Alrighty then........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................................... I would be remiss if I did not thank Myspace for creating this wonderful medium that we all share. I have met some wonderful people via the network, and have established long-lasting relationships. Myspace is addictive and fun, and one of my favorite things to do on the internet in my spare time. Thank you Tom and Myspace!...................