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About Me

Last time I checked- I am perfect. Well, except for that i'm nacrissistic, anal-rententive, nuerotic and tempermental. But i have a great rack...........turn ons: mac and cheese; pirates; pratt falls..........turn offs: mystery smells; heartburn; dandies...............

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My Interests

comedy, sex, drinking. hopefully some combination of the three.... I also LOVE Fiji water....i love newsies and big boxy robots. cowboys are also hot but only when they are saying aww shucks and being bashful. mostly my talents lay in the "fucking shit up" catagory...they dont call me "hurricane shannon" for nothing!

I'd like to meet:

Marty McFly, so as so make profitable off track racing bets, also to make out with him. but mostly the profitable betting thing. ok no, the makeout thing- ya caught me!!!christopher walkens a badass
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Music:

Tenacious D, Sublime, BNL, Whitesnake, Styx, Journey, Dave Mathews, Guster, NWA, Ice Cube, Ben Folds, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffett, Weezer, Ozma, OK Go, Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, Snoop Dogg, ACDC, Def Leopard, MC Paul Barman, Kanye West

Movies:

Animal House, Back to the Future,Over the Top,Big Lebowski, PCU, Empire Records, Wet Hot American Summer, GOONIES, High Fidelity, Joe vs. the Volcano, Better Off Dead, Clueless, Waiting for Guffman, Run Ronnie Run, Annie, Blazing Sadles

Television:

Campus Ladies, Stella and SNL. Flight of the Concords. Also Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Heat Vision and Jack,Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sex and the City, Tom Goes to the Mayor, all the bullshit shows on VH1. All things that used to be on the Disney Afternoon, esp. Chip and Dale, as I have a giant crush on Dale.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, Harry Potter, White Noise, Eloise.

Heroes:

Chad Linus

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My Blog

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integritas authenticus salus those are the three words i’m going to tattoo sooner than later. integrity, authenticity, being. ...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

happy st hurricane shannon day

7 hours of whiskey cannot be good for anyone’s soul. yesterday was such a waste. i woke up at 6 this morning full of appologies. broke my flip flop. i was a mess. i actually cried at the bar. i ...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:11:00 PST

happy st hurricane shannon day

relationship fish fry

so first things first, in anticipation of the holiday, i have just ordered a green shirt that says "irish i were drunker" on it with a pink shamrock.i will be the belle of the drunken irish ball. i am...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:38:00 PST

my brass ring

its really strange to be (what i am pretty sure to be) dating someone i really like. he is challenging and smart, and witty and kind, and pretty much, i spend every moment with him i am more and more ...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

; )

well, things are going well. who knew? the second i let all of that mike stuff go, i meet this new guy. and he is grrrreat. seriously. since the last blog, we have seen each other every day (granted,...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:04:00 PST

good time sally

well ladies and gents, i think we can all ice skate home tonite, because hell has indeed frozen over. i kept it in my pants last nite. no, seriously. i did. i followed the sage advice of tania who has...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:46:00 PST

where i am

so i just looked at a bunch of places on criagslist. I am not quite ready to move out, I want to have more than enough money to cover any and all move in costs, and still have a ton saved. i am going ...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

my dumb year

2007 fucked me pretty hard. And not the kind I'll tell my friends about over drinks later. The "yes I'd like to press charges" kind. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:offi...
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:13:00 PST

ask a ninja

does anyone want to go see ask a ninja live with me on wed? patton oswaltand hard n' phirm will be there. ninjas, patton, that guy from singled out- what could be better??
Posted by Mayor MacCheese on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:54:00 PST