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Chris

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About Me

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights And niggas always gotta high cap Showin' all his boys how he shot em But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep And all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas Cuz when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills Although I was born in Jamaica Now I'm in the US makin' deals Damn it feels good to be a gangsta I mean one that you don't really know Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz Hittin' switches in my black six-fo' Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors Some got killed in the past But this gangtsa here was a smart one Started living for the lord and not laughs Now all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign And play the role of Little Miss Sweet But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas And everythings quiet in the clique A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much All ya hear is the black from the gun blast And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya But niggas like myself kick back and peep game Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

My Interests

I love to travel, people watch, and be with my friends and family and laughing.

Music:

Dethklok, The Beatles, The Postal Service, NWA, DeathCab for Cutie, Incubus, Oasis, Phantom Planet, The Cure, Tim Hardin, Smashing Pumpkins, Nick Drake, Travis, System of a Down, The Bouncing Souls, Homesick Abortions, Seb Clark, Taylor Lynn, Micah Goldman, Nirvana, Led Zepplin, Cream, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Flogging Molly, Green Day, Dead Kennedys, Johnny Cash, Weezer, Traffic, The Allman Brothers, Choking Victim.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Willow, City of God, Big Fish, Sin City, Thank you for Smoking, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Princess Bride, A Rebel Without a Cause, East of Eden, Giant, The Searchers, A Hard Days Night, Pirates of the Carribean, Wedding Crashers, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Fight Club, Almost Famous, Spidermans, Most Horror Movies, Refer Madness the Musical, Munich, Crash, The 25th Hour, Blow Up, True Romance, Bottle Rockets, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Boondock saints & Donnie Darko(before everyone found out about them), Back to the Future, Elefant, Edward Sicssor Hands, Cry Baby, Tombstone, Batman Begins, Billy Madison, Whats new pussycat?, Aladdin, Everything is Illuminated, The 5th Element, Office Space,

Television:

Arrested Development, Dead like me, Freaks and Geeks, Stella, Lost, The Simpsons, South Park, Metalocalpsye, Aqua Teen, Futurama, House, The Shield, Entourage, Weeds, Lucky Louie, Deal or no Deal, Flavor of Love, King of the Hill, Band of Brothers, The wonder years, Pete & Pete, Heroes, Dexter(its fucking twisted, and i love every second of it)

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Q & A, Harry Potter 1-6, Montana 1948, the things they carried, Fellowship of the Ring, Lullaby, FIght Club, Choke, Invisible Monster, A Farewell to Arms, The Da Vinci Code, Eaters of the Dead, Lord of the Flies,

Heroes:

My Dad, Nathan Explosion, Andrew Berg, Greg Comitz, Dr. Emmet Brown, James Dean, Carl Marx, Abe Lincoln(if it wasnt for him we'd all be french), Alexander of Macedon, Julius Ceasar, Flavor Flave!, Red & Meth, John Locke(the real person and from lost), Batman, and most importantly Myself.

My Blog

Spanish king denies shooting drunk bear

I think that is the best real news headline i have seen in a while.
Posted by Chris on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Go suck a bag of dicks

Louie C.K. is one of the funniest people alive.
Posted by Chris on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

LOST

 God i miss that show
Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST